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I can't store them here. You... Jemaine, you take one.
- Good idea, good idea, Felicia. - We're staying out.
- Really? - Yes, take it home.
- Do not want to. - Okay.
So who was it that wanted to and who didn't want to?
Yeah?
No no no, I just always imagined that when I did finally make the move,
See, I told you. She's a sniper.
Okay.
- It's not gonna happen. - Is it because I'm too dangerous?
She keeps pressuring me into sex.
And so now we... we've done some business already.
Oh..
She was actually too good for me.
# Ba da bada bo! #
- Bye. - See you guys.
Yes, a bit too pretty for you.
One.
# Ay ya #
DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE CONVERSATIONS
Murray, how many of these... Have you looked in all the boxes?
Bret, I might not be able to have a baby.
Yeah, I don't want to hear that again.
- Did you hear that, Bret? - Yeah.
- Yep. - I love it.
What... what do you think I am, dangerous?
# It's very very nice #
Yes we... well, Bret did.
all right? And Quincy Jones,
I mean, I... I've heard there's maniacs down there.
# Boeuf #
# But that won't get you into pants paradise #
Bret, no! I bought the CDs, didn't I?
- Good night. - Good night.
- How's it going? - What's up?
No way, man. You're my wingman, I need you.
I've told you this before, guys.
'cause I don't want her to lose interest entirely.
- They're not here. - I knew you didn't have girlfriends.
I was thinking she was too good for you.
You're her wingman?
Well, I just said, "I'm not ready to have sex."
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