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Now, look here, men. lt goes without saying I'm proud of all of you.
As for me, I'm just a slave.
Really want to send him out to work, sir?
We just haven't the manpower.
-You've had parachute training? -No, sir.
Your knowledge of the area, making friends in that village.
Mostly Aussies. Some lime--
-You gonna tell him the truth? -Of course not.
...to the new camp by train.
Tell that to Chapman.
To the king.
With or without parachute?
Therefore, in our case, escape might well be an infraction of military law.
Please sit down.
We are an island in the jungle.
The point is, you can't use me. You want an officer...
Therefore, I am compelled to use all available personnel.
Yeah, that figures.
I HAVE ALREADY GIVEN THE ORDER...
One must even respect those who tried.
I'm sorry.
Good show!
My orders were only intended for officers below--
It's hard to explain, sir. I'd rather not be a part of it.
Your officers will work beside you.
Hughes, if this were your bridge, how would you use the men?
You're in command now, Shears.
You know, if it wasn't for my ankle, I'd take Joyce's assignment.
Silly, it never occurred to me.
Will you have a cigar?
...to Article 27 of the Geneva Convention.
What do you think?
I was not a good artist.
What have I done?!?
Don't wait for the train.
You don't agree morale is high? Discipline has been restored?
-Time! -Here.
Sir, l was the best swimmer in my course.
This is embarrassing--
Right. I see.
No, thank you.
...but isn't it best to be the same as ours?
Will someone tell me why the old man wants us to build a proper bridge?
Good evening, colonel.
I have already given the order.
Sabotage, demolition, that line of country.
I'm awfully sorry l'm late, sir.
I brought you a few things.
Oh, thank you, sir.
I suppose if l were you...
You couldn't be more wrong.
No, sir.
Since you refuse to abide by the laws of the civilised world...
Yes, there’s always the unexpected isn’t there.
This is only just...
For the moment, I'm not concerned with their appreciation.
Still, it's been a good life.
What have I done?!?
Many thanks.
--is capable of tackling a job of such importance.
Our information's rather scanty. It's mostly based on your report.
I'm all right.
If we give in now, there'll be no end to it. No.
Have you a nervous affliction? If not, stop making those faces at once.
A word to you about escape.
You carry the stench of death like the plague.
If my Navy finds out who l am...
-l have only 1 2 weeks more. -No doubt.
Oh, Colonel Green, sir.
I am having rather a late supper.
Yeah.
...so you'll have to float the stuff down from upriver...
None of my officers will do manual labour.
I give you butt this morning. Both of you.
When a man gives a gift from the goodness of his heart...
Those piles of yours could be hammered below water level before they'd hold.
Sir, we're lost in the jungle, a thousand miles from anywhere.
What on earth are you people staring at?
Tell me, you feel up to doing a little light work on the bridge?
But don't you see? It's a matter of principle.
-l hope they took care of you. -They certainly have.
There's an enemy post three miles away so we'll have to sleep in the jungle.
In one sense you're a blasted hero...
Those poor devils down there.
I studied at the London Polytechnic.
Battalion, attention!
Yes, sir. "One, original bridge works reported abandoned.
...l'd have to kill myself.
They're gonna put him in the oven.
I've been thinking.
Here lies....
"Be happy in your work."
It's an old army problem.
Say, do your people have any idea what happened to Colonel Nicholson?