Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's taken an awful beating. I can't get a strong signal.
You funny man, Shears.
Well, is it?
Let's be democratic. Just call me "sir."
One of these days Colonel Saito will catch you bribing him...
I'll teach you to say that in Siamese.
Hot potato.
With demolition equipment through that jungle?
Sir, this is Commander Shears of the United States Navy.
...who have built bridges all over India.
But it's going to be a proper bridge.
So has every man in the hospital.
That's quite understandable.
The men are doing a wonderful job. They're going as slow as they dare.
And so say all of us
I congratulate you.
That, and more.
Go and speak to him. You have five minutes.
Come on, Joyce.
Hey, the doc's going to see the old man.
Get up to sick bay, Baker. This foot's infected.
Be happy in your work. Happy!
...then where'll we be?
And this man?
I kind of got used to being a commander...
If we--
Therefore, the bridge does not progress.
He had guts. They were about to shoot him and he didn't bat an eye.
Are you with me there, commander?
Yes.
I'm not responsible for the actions of other officers.
Because I'm a civilian at heart, lover.
We'll have to go smash it on the ground.
As far as your present rank is concerned...
It's almost as if your whole escape had been planned with us in mind.
Anyway, that's the whole story.
May he rest in peace.
I spent three years in London, you know.
Which means we shall have to use women bearers.
Leeches.
Looks like he doesn't want any witnesses.
As medical officer, I protest to the way he's being treated.
See? You can do what you like with it.
...when the only important thing is how to live like a human being!
It's Clipton, sir.
Goodbye, sir. And good luck.
Frankly, the consensus of opinion is that it's impossible.
Hey, Harry, look.
You no sick. You never sick.
That colonel doesn't know what he's in for.
You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas...
-How are the men? -Fine, sir, fine.
...when I say this has been a most enjoyable evening.
That would be quite something.
-And that man there? -His arm's infected.
That man is the worst commanding officer l've ever come across.
Shall we say this evening, then? About 8. l'll send a car for you.
You are defeated but you have no shame.
One day the war will be over.
Load.
-Good night. -Good night.
I could have done it. l was ready.
Thank you, Colonel Saito, for your kind attention.
And you wonder....
And l always follow my heart.
Cheers.
...you're going to feel very proud of what you have achieved here...
I hope they can remain soldiers, colonel.
He is unworthy of command.
The fact is, what we're doing could be construed as
No. Thank you.
Into line, left turn.
Hold him! Hold him!
And Lieutenant Jennings.... Jennings is dead.
How's that, sir?
Good old Yai.
Fact is, if there weren't any work, we'd invent some, eh, Reeves?
Not like the bridges the enemy usually throws together.
Me after opening twitter.
Andrew Cuomo everytime the Legislature reverses one of his stupid Covid rules
I am the commanding officer of this camp...
Be happy in your work.
Where would you build it?
No, no, no!
English corned beef.
Time is short. All men will work.
If he wants to go, he can even take my place.
...along the great railroad...
We shall see.
By all means. You read English, l take it?
They don't expect you to think.
Here we go again.
-l think he understands now. -ls that so?
He says it's dangerous to spend the night in the village.
Well, Chapman will be fine. Ice water in his veins.
Hello, Clipton. About time you paid us a visit.
Think about this.