Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Say my name like that? "Jess." And why do you wear old man clothes all the time?

So she's really grabby, really physical. She's really loose with her body.

You're gonna have to stop dancing, so you can go to sleep.

Oh. - Over here. Over here.

- Why are you standing like that? - This is how I stand.

Schmidt. Hey, are you okay?

Like buffet style?

It's just a deeper V.

- Short-track speed skating. - Ha, ha.

I love cobras in baskets.

He's a total Matthau! I'm telling you, he gets you.

Oh, you know, we're just chilling. Just chilling.

Yes. Jess, you should go with him...

This is the opposite of being alone!

Okay, do you hear what he is saying to you? He's trying to tell you he cares about you.

and when she's drunk, she has no boundaries.

Really catch-as-catch-can as far as footpaths go over here!

Heh. Carving station, plates are warm, sneeze guard...

Yeah. I mean, he seemed like a really nice European DJ...

- Don't use it all. - I'll just not touch it.

You're not gonna take the kimono off? Fine. Then I'm not wearing any pants.

Oh, it was "godlike."

But do you have any actual soap?

I just blacked out for a second. Anything weird happen?

You just hang out with jerks like Gavin. Oh, I'm sorry. "DJ Diabeat it."

This is the vibe we have because of you.

Walter Matthau in Grumpy Old Men. I could be girl Jack Lemmon.

You don't know. Nick and I are friends.

Pocket dialed you.

You're a good guy...

You weren't upset because I was dancing with Nick?

Everything is okay. We were hoping to get everything out on the table.

Okay. I'll buy you one. Or two. They come as two? I'll buy two.