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Don't forget Maggie.
Yeah? Well, why don't you take a "napa"?
I've always wanted to go to France.
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
So America isn't perfect. Is that why you and your son hate us?
I called the Republican tax cuts unwise.
Disney diciéndole chao a Bob Chapek
I won't have to hear "Suck my such and such"
the real ones in with the joke ones.
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
You were right, Homie. We shouldn't have rocked the boat.
(HUMMING)
But with a little help from Jesus
Oh, by the way, you're not welcome in the library no more.
(SLURRING) What did I do? What did I do?
I forget which one the good one is.
Hey, donkey, want a carrot?
Your women don't age. Like Catherine Deneuve.
Bart Simpson, what do you hate most about this country?
Then, none of this would've ever happened if someone hadn't gone to the other places before. Then, none of this would've ever happened if someone hadn't gone to the other places before.
Oh, you children are too suspicious.
TOM: Overseas, the reaction tonight is decidedly different.
just seems dangerous.
Oh, no, no, let her finish.
What did you say about my mother!
Dad, he's deaf.
The food is so delicious here.
Hey, guys!
(SCREAMING) (TIRES SCREECHING)
It'll take your mind off the pain.
Dad, I am going on a talk show, I have to say something.
My card here says ACLU
Now kids, it'll take us a while to assimilate.
I'm gonna go listen to the President's weekly radio address.
Just buy some ice cream and walk around the pier.
(QUIETLY) it's go time.
Nash, I've realized something.
Would everyone just rise for our national anthem?
Now, that wasn't so bad, was it, Bart?
(LAUGHS CRAZILY)
Sweet, sweet goal!