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There's no business I know
Back when you were a little kid, I thought I'd keep hitting you forever.
Now I'm Larry King.
But I guess when your dad's too big a wuss to fight...
- Daddy, why you all beaten up? - Because of Boxing Day.
I'd rather freeze to death on this bench than go back to that place.
When I was on the foxy boxing circuit, if some bitch came at me...
...like dancing around in cowboy boots and underwear.
Damn right.
This isn't how I wanted to kill my father.
- Holy crap, I hit him. - Hit him again, damn it.
Instead, we're gonna sign you both up to celebrate Ramadan.
Look, I know you gotta live here or you'll die...
And they're just as hurtful and offensive as African American ste...
Because when I asked him, he said he was the real one...
You may have saved the man's life.
You should do what your heart tells you to.
Either you're gonna fight your dad, or you're gonna fight me.
Like snowboards, cell phones Paintball guns and iPods
All I need you to do is hold open the front door, it's heavy.
- What? - You heard me.
Now set your clock and grab your jock because tomorrow, we start training.
when me invitan al antro