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When I was on the foxy boxing circuit, if some bitch came at me...
- Daddy, why you all beaten up? - Because of Boxing Day.
Damn right.
Either you're gonna fight your dad, or you're gonna fight me.
There's no business I know
Back when you were a little kid, I thought I'd keep hitting you forever.
Look, I know you gotta live here or you'll die...
And they're just as hurtful and offensive as African American ste...
You should do what your heart tells you to.
Instead, we're gonna sign you both up to celebrate Ramadan.
But I guess when your dad's too big a wuss to fight...
Like snowboards, cell phones Paintball guns and iPods
Now I'm Larry King.
Because when I asked him, he said he was the real one...
All I need you to do is hold open the front door, it's heavy.
Now set your clock and grab your jock because tomorrow, we start training.
- Holy crap, I hit him. - Hit him again, damn it.
You may have saved the man's life.
- What? - You heard me.
...like dancing around in cowboy boots and underwear.
This isn't how I wanted to kill my father.
I'd rather freeze to death on this bench than go back to that place.
when me invitan al antro