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Oh, what a Christmas
Son of a bitch.
I got a BB gun.
One day, you're shtupping Madeline Kahn at Paul Mazursky's Seder...
That sounds bad. What does your doctor say?
He insulted my religion.
- All right, yeah. Come on, come on. - Hit him.
on the damn tree yes mam
Now, this feels like Christmas.
Except a successful bowel movement.
Rallo, those are negative stereotypes.
You'll see soon enough.
...or ran the media...
...in order to breathe and live and complain.
Shut your blintz-hole and let's get this over with.
Oh, cool. Let me try.
But you've gotta promise not to tell anyone, all right?
We didn't know.
Six-pack of socks From each of our Moms
To have the blues
And this must be your oversized novelty diaper.
Who said they weren't coming with?
- What's the rent? - Four-fifty.
"Silent Night"
I appreciate your concern, but I'd rather die here...
Rallo, I found these in the dishwasher. Do you know where they came from?