Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I gotta come in here more often, it's like a joke shop.
Rallo, look what I made for you.
Rallo, are you in your room?
You're watching CBS.
Merry Christmas, Rallo.
...but no one knows how to spell it, so I gave up.
I have positive qualities.
Sorry I was watching a Charlie Brown Christmas.
Think about it, would you rather have 10 minutes with Natalie Portman...
Yeah! Whoo, whoo!
- Is he friendly? - It comes and goes.
- What in the blazes? - Five, four...
...or 10 years with Senator Dianne Feinstein?
Probably.
Or we can come up with a new tradition...
- Welcome to your new home. - Ha.
Bells will be ringing
You’ll be watch it’s Christmastime again Charlie Brown and I want a dog for Christmas Charlie Brown.
Oh, please, please come home For Christmas
- I'll hang with Jewy. - I'll hang with Brownie.
Now beat it. You're lowering my property values.
Get up. Get up.
Look at your grandma.
Would that make you happy? You happy now?