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Well, see that you do. He has water on the lungs and he needs his treatment...
- I'm 5. Hang on. - Get me off this cockamamie thing.
My teeth taste like kosher salami.
All right, then suit yourself.
It's pretty similar. Dinner at 5, bath at 6.
I've never seen one accompanied by bruises to the face before.
Happy Hanukkah, Murray.
Chopped herring, potato pancakes and two soft boiled eggs on rye toast.
To wish me greetings once again
Junior, this is my friend Murray.
So? Just because you're bad at sports...
Well, it was fine meeting you, Rallo.
And if it makes you feel any better, I gotta sleep in pull-ups too.
You lied to me. You told me you were dying in that rest home.
...but that doesn't mean we can't bust you out for Christmas.
You people, with your sarcasm and your disrespect.
You'll be back on your feet in time for next Boxing Day.
Will you be my He-bro?
I told you, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.
WISHMAS, BITCH!
- You're ready. - I love working out.
- Listen... - No, you listen.
It's oh so wrong But we will march on