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You feel sorry for me.
Um, I'd like that 9-millimeter
That would be a lie.
Well, I don't gotta listen to it.
We can't all just do whatever we want
Or what if there's a manufacturer's cheese error?
I'm sorry. I just don't trust redheads.
Are you kidding?
Yeah!
I have a lot of cool sneakers and a very active sex life.
He has a moral objection to guns.
kind of against selling them
It doesn't taste like anything.
I mean, that's just not gonna happen.
we're barely getting by.
All right, just give me a sec.
to start selling, you know, hashish
It sounds like you got the whole thing figured out,
And a box of bullets.
You're just saying just run pretty fast, right?
that replicate the calls of the crows' natural enemies.
Why don't you let it go, Jonah?
to the entrepreneurs conference this weekend,
Oh, so I get put on Instruments of Death duty
Take care of this, will you?
at exactly the same speed, 8 miles per hour, got it?
And some amazing movies.
Look, I'm sorry I'm being overly cautious,
No. Gross.
your brain couldn't handle the science.
in our exercise gear section,
You all right.
They have internal penises called cloacas.
'Cause I'm the only one
Are you agreeing with me because I'm right
- You don't have a gun? - No, what do I need a gun for?
or the morning-after pill.
to protest the despicable actions
A Neuage Neuf classique, of course.
Listen, Tate,