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At exactly 4:57, Laura Milligan took the call.
- Robots don't have feelings. - We just came to apologize.
Once, twice, three, shoot!
...I just assume a band member has died...
Now, as sixth-graders, you're all at a crossroads in your life.
- I just quit smoking. - Right. No problem.
I gotta get to class.
Trains built this country, and they built this business.
Do it. Do it.
Trainee McGee, the Caboose-niks, the first improv group?
...because it makes you seem like you're a giant.
My whole life doesn't revolve around career.
Tonight, we have two specials:
You want to be the guest star on the show? We can have fun.
Not a poem, but something I wrote that might be appropriate for your show.
Excuse me, sir, but that's just not true.
- Oh, my God. Casey Kasem's our waiter. - That's incredible.
Scoob, old buddy, old friend, old pal, I could really dig a pizza right now.
- This one's called "Coyote." - "Coyote" by Colin Quinn.
...and did scenes based on those over the second half.
He's winning! He's winning!
...because you never hear that anymore. I went:
... on a Post-it Note, which he had sat on earlier in the day.
It starts out innocent enough.
... and most of the staff were monitoring the situation.
...and I wanted to ride that little train...