HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Trains!
I have a friend in 411.
No, I know that. We'll just hang out with Colin.
Milligan, a seasoned operator, knew there wasn't much time.
I am not a robot!
I can't stop working out because you decided the train thing doesn't work.
- And that was a good one. - That was a good one.
...no one in his right mind would build a robot...
Great. Where does she buy her clogs?
You get this at home all the time, right?
I am not a robot!!
Shut up! I will tell this story. It needs to be told.
The l-don't-eat-with-people- l-think-are-robots diet?
...swallowing you up and taking you into the vacuum...
- Vaughn is a robot, ja? - Really?
Colin, could you give me a ride?
I immediately detected a sense of urgency in his voice.
Well, let me tell you something: I've done it all.
Look at how pretentious they are, the poseurs on Melrose Place. Oh, 90210.
Ja, he's very good.
Alabama staff is monitoring the situation
Believe me, I know what it's like. I've been there.
I realized the only way I'd get them to stay open a little bit longer...
At number one, we have a tofu burger with date-nut bread.
...dripping through your pores and filling your limbs...
A diet? What kind of a diet?
They took suggestions over the first half of the country...
Why would I kill someone who I love? Just tell me why.
The show has a lot of jokes in it, but maybe it needs more depth.