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- This is childish. - Well, I'm dealing with a child.
Crime scene. Next?
but I think that's none of your business.
There’s so much iron in my blood im choking and writhing in pain god oh god it hurts god has punished me for my hubris and so I shall suffer but oh lord how I yearn for freedom
- No. No, he wasn't, really, was he? - Frankly, a bloody awful cabbie.
You're looking for cheap accommodation, but not going to your brother for help.
Did I get anything wrong?
- Why do you keep saying suitcase? - Yes, where is it?
- Who are you? - An interested party.
Wouldn't have taken him more than five minutes to realise his mistake.
- ...what would I do? - Let me take you for a ride.
And if it's ringing, it's not here.
my leg.
You know every street in London. You know exactly where we are.
- Love what? - Sherlock Holmes... look at you!
You didn't just kill four people because you're bitter. Bitterness is a paralytic.
She could have checked into a hotel, left it there.
John.
- I don't know... criminal mastermind? - Close enough.
Everyone's so stupid, even you.
Nobody getting in and nobody getting out.
- Yeah, I see it. - Watch...
Well...?
And you invaded Afghanistan.
I bet you get bored, don't you?
to bet your life?
Psychopaths get bored.
I'm in shock - look, I've got a blanket.
Give me... a name.
- You looked surprised. - Yes, how did you know?
It's a start!
Thank you, Billy.
- Where? - Brixton, Lauriston Gardens.
- They were in the microwave. - It's an experiment.
Mike, can I borrow your phone? There's no signal on mine.
Not your father, this is a young man's gadget.
Is there any chance that these are murders?
He is the British Government,
Er, thank you.
He's with me.
- Girlfriends, boyfriends. - Yes, well, as I was saying, dull.
How are you doing this?
And because you're dying, you've just murdered four people.
- Or a triple bluff? - It's still just chance.
How fresh?
- John, you probably want to shut up now. - But come on...
- Have you met him? - John...
I knew you'd find the case, I'm not stupid.
I don't want to sit down.
Why would she do that? Why?
He's not paid or anything.
What's your name, then?
Anything on the menu, whatever you want, free.
Do you see the camera, Dr. Watson?
Dr. Watson, Sergeant Sally Donovan.
- No. - But I haven't mentioned a figure.
See? No-one ever thinks about the cabbie.
I worry about her. Constantly.
because her coat still hasn't dried.
- So, dim sum. - Mmm!
Yeah, He's always like that.
If she'd left him, he would have kept it. Sentiment.
I did. Told Mike this morning I must be a difficult man to find a flatmate for.
- Detective Inspector Lestrade? - Yeah.
Yeah, good. Very good.
Sorry, are you guys the police?
Did I just give you the good pill or the bad pill?
It's a game of chess, with one move...
Sorry, it's just, erm... nerves, I think.
Why a taxi? Oh, that's clever.
- What's wrong? - Just met a friend of yours.
That's the frailty of genius, John,
Sherlock? What is it, what?
She's been married at least ten years, but not happily.
Yeah, but if you were clever, really clever.
I got shot.
He didn't fire until I was in immediate danger, though, so strong moral principle.
You'll need to wear one of these.
Police! Open her up.
Now, who's Clara? Three kisses says it's a romantic attachment.
What about these suicides, then, Sherlock?
Jennifer Wilson running all those lovers - she was clever.
Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.
Sir, shall we go?
Found your website. The Science Of Deduction.
- I didn't order a taxi. Go away. - Oh, dear. They're making such a mess.