Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mr. Schuester, that's so nice of you.
- I love that stuff. - I know you do.
# So dark up above #
Now!
- Why him? - No reason.
# My dad said Be an actor, my son #
"As he was about to be led to the guillotine."
Will's wife put the "Terri" in "terrible"relationships.
I definitely have a fever.
I'm sorry. I kind of just blanked out.
# I guess she's an Xbox and I'm more an Atari #
Which is why next time I'm sick, I'm requesting you as the Glee sub.
Or, "That can't be my baby, because I don't love it!"
I long for the day when Figgins gets better and comes back.
So? You know what they have in prison- tots.
Because, hot stuff, you are doin' it in Glee Club.
under the heading of "Men Seeking Men with Butt Chins."
Someone's been eatin' their Wheaties.
It's actually what inspired me to try this out...
Don't.
Kids feel like they get the day off.
# Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh #
Miss Holliday's right. Mr. Schuester's set list...
# Will never come in between #
I found a Journey song we haven't done yet.
These kids get bored, they change their Facebook status.
The kids need me.
Definitely, no. Positively, no!
is that tampering with an automobile's exhaust is a felony.
She's my ex-wife, and I have no idea what she's doing here.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
So let's start with some easy ones.
Make them laugh, make them laugh
- Mary Todd Lincoln in the house!
And in the words of that immortal bard, Samuel J. Snodgrass.
You do not spray athlete's foot medicine in your teammates' eyes.
- What da hell? - Hola, clase.
they met an hour ago- by an Elvis impersonator-
# Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh #
# Nowadays #
Hi. I'm Holly Holliday.
What?
All right, guys, um-
So why don't you go home...
Make them laugh, make them laugh
We can't win sectionals without you.
I want my tots.
if he's healthy enough to have a beer with a friend.
and actually wants to hear an answer.
But I guess baby's feeling a lot better...
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
And you can rest assured that I and my attorney, Gloria Allred...
- Morning, Sue. - Oh, I'm gonna stop you right there.
May I be excused? I'm gonna go shove some tots...
Is that why Mrs. Weiss called me from next door?
# It's gonna change you know #
And then Kurt, jealous, asked her to take over.