Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi. I'm Holly Holliday.
It's actually what inspired me to try this out...
they met an hour ago- by an Elvis impersonator-
Or, "That can't be my baby, because I don't love it!"
- What da hell? - Hola, clase.
And you can rest assured that I and my attorney, Gloria Allred...
# Nowadays #
# I guess she's an Xbox and I'm more an Atari #
And in the words of that immortal bard, Samuel J. Snodgrass.
Now!
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
# Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh #
I definitely have a fever.
under the heading of "Men Seeking Men with Butt Chins."
Make them laugh, make them laugh
is that tampering with an automobile's exhaust is a felony.
So let's start with some easy ones.
I want my tots.
# My dad said Be an actor, my son #
Definitely, no. Positively, no!
Will's wife put the "Terri" in "terrible"relationships.
Someone's been eatin' their Wheaties.
These kids get bored, they change their Facebook status.
- Morning, Sue. - Oh, I'm gonna stop you right there.
Don't.
Is that why Mrs. Weiss called me from next door?
Kids feel like they get the day off.
- I love that stuff. - I know you do.
The kids need me.
# Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh #
if he's healthy enough to have a beer with a friend.
# So dark up above #
All right, guys, um-
She's my ex-wife, and I have no idea what she's doing here.
So why don't you go home...
I long for the day when Figgins gets better and comes back.
May I be excused? I'm gonna go shove some tots...
Because, hot stuff, you are doin' it in Glee Club.
Miss Holliday's right. Mr. Schuester's set list...
- Mary Todd Lincoln in the house!
# It's gonna change you know #
But I guess baby's feeling a lot better...
We can't win sectionals without you.
I found a Journey song we haven't done yet.
and actually wants to hear an answer.
You do not spray athlete's foot medicine in your teammates' eyes.
So? You know what they have in prison- tots.
- Why him? - No reason.
What?
Mr. Schuester, that's so nice of you.
Make them laugh, make them laugh
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
And then Kurt, jealous, asked her to take over.
I'm sorry. I kind of just blanked out.
# Will never come in between #
Which is why next time I'm sick, I'm requesting you as the Glee sub.
"As he was about to be led to the guillotine."