Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

These kids get bored, they change their Facebook status.
It's actually what inspired me to try this out...
I long for the day when Figgins gets better and comes back.
I'm sorry. I kind of just blanked out.
Hi. I'm Holly Holliday.
So? You know what they have in prison- tots.
- I love that stuff. - I know you do.
Kids feel like they get the day off.
So why don't you go home...
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Now!
they met an hour ago- by an Elvis impersonator-
- Why him? - No reason.
Make them laugh, make them laugh
I want my tots.
is that tampering with an automobile's exhaust is a felony.
Which is why next time I'm sick, I'm requesting you as the Glee sub.
Someone's been eatin' their Wheaties.
- Mary Todd Lincoln in the house!
Make them laugh, make them laugh
I definitely have a fever.
if he's healthy enough to have a beer with a friend.
May I be excused? I'm gonna go shove some tots...
Miss Holliday's right. Mr. Schuester's set list...
And in the words of that immortal bard, Samuel J. Snodgrass.
What?
Definitely, no. Positively, no!
And then Kurt, jealous, asked her to take over.
# Nowadays #
Or, "That can't be my baby, because I don't love it!"
So let's start with some easy ones.
# So dark up above #
And you can rest assured that I and my attorney, Gloria Allred...
You do not spray athlete's foot medicine in your teammates' eyes.
Will's wife put the "Terri" in "terrible"relationships.
We can't win sectionals without you.
All right, guys, um-
- What da hell? - Hola, clase.
Mr. Schuester, that's so nice of you.
# My dad said Be an actor, my son #
But I guess baby's feeling a lot better...
# It's gonna change you know #
- Morning, Sue. - Oh, I'm gonna stop you right there.
# I guess she's an Xbox and I'm more an Atari #
Don't.
She's my ex-wife, and I have no idea what she's doing here.
and actually wants to hear an answer.
# Will never come in between #
Is that why Mrs. Weiss called me from next door?
The kids need me.
"As he was about to be led to the guillotine."
# Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh #
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Because, hot stuff, you are doin' it in Glee Club.
# Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh #
I found a Journey song we haven't done yet.
under the heading of "Men Seeking Men with Butt Chins."