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You are a good cop, Mr. Teague,

The proof is always out there, detectives.

is you get all the free froyo you want.

and say, "Excuse me, I'd like to order two dead terrorists."

Oh, my God. I--

- Republicans. - Argh!

You ready, O? You ready, Barama?

Why, no, young man.

Paparazzi coming up and seeing you spooning him.

you've ever said in your fucking life.

What-- What possible reason could there be for him leaving me?

on a trip to create mayhem,

What he saw every day...

"is trying to sleep with me months later."

And then they're reluctant to get into this new relationship

Today was their 15th wedding anniversary.

When does she work?

Maybe he-- maybe he got that PSD. PSD.

He just got back from his tour in Afghanistan,

I'ma-- Not you, though.

No hard feelings?

And now I got to deal with all these whiny-ass biotches

Dude, you could've said "I would have sex