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- Right. - You know what?
- That's what I've heard. - You don't look that hurt.
Oh! Oh, my leg!
Those gosh-darn Republicans.
Get up in there and get some slippers on.
25 feet from the bedroom,
You know how us Democrats like a shortcut,
Now, I know
Girl, it's me.
You dirty dog.
I would-- I wouldn't have sex with a female centaur.
I mean, how are you going to elect tax-and-spend politicians
If I was a woman and I saw a centaur,
I'ma bust all you niggers in the lip.
- All we've got is-- - Two bodies, both dead, naked--
I was just wondering when she works.
Oh, my God! He's leaving me!
You're saying if you were a woman--
Ain't nobody caring about centaurs.
No, but the first thing that came to your head
they gonna be in there, because these seem to shrink.
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