Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You’d be next Couzens like ‘em posh

You lied to me because you don't have the guts to do your own job.

I'm sorry Morag, that sounds like management speak and I know you hate that

Prick yourself and you'd be dead within a day. Or longer.

- I know you lost Julie Anderton recently. - Who?

That's free. Thank you.

Have you made any redundancies?

- it was funny. - Yeah.

- Pathetic. - Is it?

I’m sorry Steve it looks like you’ve turned off replies and I know you hate that

looks like a... doesn't it?

- but know that I am. - I don't think you are.

well, can you give me, lets say, five practical changes that you've actually made?

And not because I'm in it,

he really lost it here.

I have, in a way...

no, it is. That was never in question.

that's the old office, so,

"Gareth Keenan investigates."

The thing is though, no one's dispensable in my book.

I WILL NOT HAVE HER TUNNEL Bandied around this office willy nilly!

I would make poison darts out of the poison off deadly frogs.

"At the third stroke, the time sponsored by accurist"

They're all bummers.

We're all on-line here. Hooked up...

we've got access to the internet, but it is not censored.

who else has seen this filth?

Yes, head office are talking of downsizing,

But they're not a good idea. Office romances.

Let's not dwell on whether it is or isn't this or...

Yeah, I do. So...

Yeah? The guys upstairs on the phone - they're the mouth.

whoa, whoa. Colombo here figured it out, did he?

- Shall I tell you what Neil's done? - Can do.

Let's have a laugh at work,

Yes. Christ, you're good.

Don't tell me where I can and can't go in my own company.

- Have you let anyone go? - Yeah.