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I think it's bloody hilarious. You're missing the...
David has trusted me with this because...
So...
a gay man's not going to put me off, I can handle myself -
I don't have the guts?
because when the disciplining has to be done,
Oh, I hope there aren't any more. There are more.
Makes sense. My personal favourite has to be...
Sorry. What's that?
Don't make a sign.
Well, he will have to be disciplined
you know. I'd go Milligan, Cleese, Everett.
you said you were going to instigate some changes of your own. I just wondered How is that was going?
Porno laughs are not funny, okay?
Keep it down.
that way? Ooh!
- I am team leader. - I don't give a monkey's.
Ok. Settle her in. Get her started. Show her the phones and everything.
What’s white and slides down Toilet walls
With responsibility comes harsh things.
Alan Ormsby, IQ of 142. One of the cleverest blokes I know.
going, "oooh"?
- Use the meeting room for now. - I can say it's my office, can I?
There's a weight of intellect behind my comedy. Yeah?
Have you heard um...? Have you heard er...
Good-looking ones as well.
Like what?
Shame. Good man. How can you be sure?
Maybe she should sit down here.
- I'll just show her on here. - Yeah.
What she needs is a good shagging!
it's like shitting on your own doorstep.
I don't want you to think of me as your boss...
When you want City to win the league
We're like one big organism, one big animal.
Am I making you nervous?
I don't know. A dirty picture with my head on it, as a sex object.
- Well... - you made her up.
Well I really wouldn't want to be here when you bawl out Finchy.
- Glynn! - What?
He said he was your best mate and you'd find it hilarious.
sssssssorry about that
I'm sure you could lose more people from down here. Who's the foreman?
Were they both jizzing on him?
David, it wasn't me, ok? it was your good friend Chris Finch.
Formal introductions.