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No, I'm sorry I.., sorry you've got the wrong number. Bye.

She's lodging with me, so she's my responsibility,

- is it about blow jobs? - Yeah that thing in the toilet. It was a hand job.

Well yeah! Sorry yeah I must be guilty if you've got your best man on the case!

I will not have her tunnel

Doing, "I'm forever blowing bubbles"!

- I could. - How would that work?

I could catch a monkey. if I was starving, I could.

- Well, why did you get...? - I er... don't know.

- Gareth Keenan. - Cock.

Yeah. Hi, Chris. it's David here. Yeah. Bad news, mate.

Im sorry David that still sounds like management-speak.

- Clint Eastwood. - Spot on.

What does she do?

No one is going to lose their jobs.

I can say to people, "come into my office"?

MIGHT BLOODY HAVE TO NOW. SEE YOU LATER

Ok. That's all. Anything else?

So there have been some redundancies?

I've got something she could take down in evidence!

He's teamed up with West Ham football team, apparently.

I've found the guilty man.

And that's why when I see... rubbish.

I’m not Gonna fire you if you know any

They won’t remember

with the sword of damocles hanging over them.

I said there's not gonna be redundancies, so that becomes gospel.

I am caring and sensitive... Isn't Schindler's List a brilliant film?

About the picture of David with the two blokes jizzing on him.

Distracting. And that's actually one of the major arguments

"and 40 seconds."