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I know you're as nice as a superstar, but have you sent that fax yet?
Hello. Wernham Hogg.
You won't be. it's not fair. Nor will you.
And the culprit, whoever it is, is in this room.
- David, this is a meeting. - Yeah, yeah.
Sessions.
- Five changes? - Mmm.
Donna should not have to see me
Well, don't go steaming in accusing people.
Second name?
if you were to ask me to name three geniuses,
- So... - David, I was just saying to Tim...
Women are as filthy as men.
She never existed, did she?
You know what I'm talking about. Who else has seen this filth
Listen, I'm not going to fire you if you know anything
Because "eeeh hee! Ah! Ch'mon!"
to the worldwide web - internet.
isn't Schindler's List a brilliant film?
What annoys me is you obviously didn't do it in your own time...
- Oh! Feminist. - Get your bra off.
They won't remember.
My answer's the same - to me, they're not mutually exclusive.
Pornography?
What?
Are you going to apologise to Said Mamouni?
Well I'm finding out now. I'm doing investigations now. Was it one of you two?
How can I hate women? 19.2% of the C-suite are one
Good, innit? Oh.
in a global sense, streamlining,
There's a time when the joking has to stop though.
no, that was straight from "thriller" though.
- But why on earth would you do that? - Why? Oh...Don't know.
and that there certainly wont be any redundancies so..
Yeah.
- drop your heels back. - You can't do it on this.
"Silence. interrogation." that's frightening.
going round the office, then do you want it to wait?
Or she. it could be a woman.
He started off with "interrogation room".
Different frogs, different times.
What do you want to know?
I will not have her gunbarrel bandied around this website willy nilly