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Because you guys got so lucky.
Garry Gergich, you are now mayor,
Say no more, you big softie.
- Hey. - Hey, buddy.
Oh, jeez, you know what?
- Hey. - Come on in.
has people wanting to buy houses quickly and irrationally.
"When I think of success, I think of you.
Okay, so as you all know, Tom's Bistro
Trick or treat!
But that's not what's wrong.
Hang on.
Gergich!
When do you leave for Seattle?
Oh, are you kidding me?
♪ Well it's all right ♪
I've said it before, and I'll say it again--
It's just us grown-ups tonight, no kids at all.
Will the best man please present the rings?
You came through like you always do.
officially declare Garry Gergich Mayor of Pawnee, Indiana,
Sure.
Hold a public forum,
Baby, this is really generous, but I love our trips,
I've had a lot of different jobs
There's a swing in a park
You're just mad 'cause you lost.
I do that literally 50 times a day.
♪ Tajikistan
the 21-Stamp Salute.
The only con of you running would be
Whoa. Dude, that's really slick.
because it definitely is,
through the foundation I work for.
All right, Ms. Ludgate, we're getting close.
and getting weird stretch marks and veins everywhere,
Okay, they bought it. They bought it.
We're gonna be late for dinner.
Sergeant Thunderfist, MD?
♪ Don't let her get the best of me, buddy ♪
Local hero, state government experience,
Yeah.
She said that Governor Colquitt
I love it.
Don't get emotional, Davis You're embarrassing yourself.
I'm gonna send you a glamour shot.
Should we discuss your retirement package?
Let's literally flip a coin, because whoever runs
If you show up on time, speak honestly,
Oh! Look at them!
What are you doing here?
and I thank you for this honor.
- It's the same list. - Right.
that we've done together as a group.
- Do you have the insurance money? - No doubt.
you're Ron Swanson.
- Yeah. - I served on a NASCAR pit crew.
I'm sorry,
Have some dignity.
and they can sign the coin, and then, you know, the coin
But right now I'd like to make a toast.
Ooh, where are we going?
♪ Those silly things you do
just know that Ben and I are always there for you.
You say that every time we're here.
I have had the perfect life.
you can watch them build the new Space Haystack
and I convinced the superintendent of this park
- You guys, Ann's here. - Aww.
and establish an education program
as I'm not looking for any new friends.
you want to leave this to chance?