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Copenhagen.
Could be tough. But okay.
Insurance, the forms, our shitty fake IDs.
That you're what, planning some other imaginary future without me?
Everybody up my ass.
$400, give or take.
You said be creative.
do you picture me having a wifelDanish lover, Femke?
How about a panini?
Okay. How do you propose we get gas money?
I never...
It's not like I can just settle down and play house somewhere,
Okay, I will. Working on it.
'Cause I'm already a part of this kid's life...
This was a bad idea.
- I'm confused. - We're done here.
You take weekdays, I take the Sabbath and all major U.S. Holidays.
I figure five, 10 years tops, left,
We gonna sleep in that thing tonight?
- Shit. - Yeah.
You freak people out.
Tiny pretzel?
before I start my real life.
- Yeah. - Maybe I'm overreacting.
Very peaceful. Extremely low crime rate.
Give me my beer.
It was cozy.
- That'll be $20 even. - Rip-off.
Might as well call it the All-You-Can-Smoke Festival.
Give me 5 bucks.
And what kind of bullshit station is that, anyway?
I can't raise Stevie in the back of an RV.
- Then I put them back in the bag... - In the bag?
people in other states less progressively minded than Colorado.
Morality.
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