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- Those two are not as simple minded as we thought.
and sell our most expensive marble urn
Believe me when I tell you, if elected,
So you can just tie that around your waist, okay?
(Door squeals open)
How will that face turn out?
Listen, let me give you some cash for that.
- Morning! -Hey! How are you?
WOMEN: (Laughing)
TED: Good news!
- (Flirty) Ted!
- She's an IT manager, Gerald.
- Moira, I have a feeling not every woman here is a lesbian.
so we can all just hang out again.
- Ronnie says you've only lived here a year?
- Okay. Um...
- (Clears throat) Equality. Freedom. Marriage.
- Yes!
lying around anywhere,
This is like the first job you've ever had.
- Ah. - Yeah, you had mentioned two weeks.
(Door thunks shut)
- (Dramatic gasp)
like you did Paula, our landscaper.
- No, I'm well aware of that. Um, so...
- What? - Yeah, he's dead.
- Uh-huh. - Yeah, that didn't come out right. I...
- Mhmm.