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They have to love them.
He's fat.
...I know what I heard.
...felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
You know I always wanted to pretend to be a doctor
The spit then proceeds to ricochet...
Besides, I think women know about shrinkage.
- So he will be bald? - Yeah.
And you want to be my latex salesman.
I was alone...
...tossed me like a cork, and I found myself on top of him...
So you're saying I go into NBC and tell them...
You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds.
You’re going to be the first 183 guy
Try the opposite. Instead of tuna salad...
What does he look like?
I tell ya I gotta plead ignorance...
Yes. Master of my domain.
is het goed? Ja heleboel mooie en goeie
- And the guy never knows? - No.
And you truthed again
I said, Easy, big fella.
We have many Friends friends.
- They're good. - I don't want any.
It's very refreshing.
As long as i dont have to talk
What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
I think you may have something here.
- Let me tell her. - You can't...
…and you truthed again.
Oh, yeah. My favorite explorer. Around the world. Come on.
When we see each other now...
As he passes us, Newman turns and says, Nice game, pretty boy.
I used to sit here and do nothing and regret it for the rest of the day.
So this woman who sold me this hair thing...
Paul Ledney: I'm out!
...and going right up to them. - Yeah, I should do the opposite.
Go talk to her.
That’ll be six seven minutes
Is there a pinkish hue?
WELL I DON'T WANNA BE A SAMURAI THERE ALL BY MYSELF.
I don’t want a cat that’s smarter than me.
- So one thing led to another. - What did she do?
Because he likes to say Chi-nah
I want the complete opposite of tuna on toast.
Not everyday
I’ll have a decaf cappuccino.
Fake, Fake, FAKE, FAKE
...that again.
My father’s gay.
This Thursday is making me thirsty!
Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint?
Mammal- 4 years or whatever
“You’re Indian Jones!” “Ya that’s right, I am Indian Jones.”
That is one magic loogie.
Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
They let you just sit there.
- What are you eating? - Junior Mints.
I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night.
I don't want anyone smarter than me.
Come come on Hayward, Just pick a team and end it!!
I think you’re reallllllly sick
Take the pen.
All right. Come on.
...and I kept driving the bus with the other, you know?
Who could be smarter than you?
...that's pretty important to us.
We go into NBC, tell them we got an idea for a show about nothing.
...coming into New York Harbor...
Now, I can't see.
What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?
- You gotta have a story. - Who says you gotta have a story?
- Here. Take one. - I don't want one.
He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him.
We need more salsa. Where is the salsa? No salsa?
Well, you didn't know.
We have sacrificed everything, all for the sake of our little...
My life was ruined
Don't you know the difference between them?
- I'll go tomorrow or the next day. - You have your ticket.
Care? Forget about care. Love.
I mean, look at it. It looks ridiculous.
I don’t See Quarterbacking coming from you
Tomorrow? Are you crazy? No. Now, now, let's go.
...hopes dashed...
take the pen.
Her back went out. She's gotta be there for a couple days.
What does that mean?
...and you approved again.