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When we went to dinner the other night.
She started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it.
And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
- Altogether. - Give me a break.
...then the opposite would have to be right.
War... What Is It Good For?
Salsa is now the number-one condiment in America.
I got to plead ignorance on this thing...
How is he in IT?
What did you do today?
Hernandez was coming toward us.
I could be a character.
...big deal, right?
...but I knew something was there.
We go into NBC.
I don’t see quarterbacking coming from you
Man, I'm telling you this pizza idea is really gonna happen.
- No, no. - It's apples and oranges.
- Take the pen. - Oh, no.
That is one magic Fancy Ketchup packet
So now I will do the opposite, and I will do something.
It's not you.... It's PIM
I guess I'll just go to my uncle's.
Phoebe what are you doing my GOD
- Is that what you said? - Right.
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE You are such a Faker!!!
So I just froze, you know:
It takes 45 minutes to get there. That only leaves me five minutes...
I had a pony.
Caught you? Doing what?
- Just take one. - No. Stop... Kramer, stop it.
It's part of our lifestyle.
- What do you do? - I'm an architect.
Upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote
So I carry around my diaphragm. Who doesn't?
...I never saw one of them sitting on a pony.
And that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding.
Hello.
And you wanna be my anarchist revolutionary.
Yang
Then I turned, and the spit ricocheted off him, and it hit me.
- George, it's you. - You are damn right it's me.
And I screamed out, I'm hit!
The bug situation is out of control
I didn't know whether to keep her from falling or zip up.
But of course, we'd have to figure out a way...
I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats...
I saw your act.
You smash it. You pound it. You fling it up in the air.
Should I not have said that?
take the mug oh no
#moresalsa
HOw long?
- What about personality? - Good personality.
It was nice meeting you.
I like stabbing.
Just cut it out now.
- Now, here's another little rule. - Yeah.
And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
What are you saying? You didn't like my act?
My name is George.
*
I'm out.
Even if you go from the red sun of Krypton...
It was his mistress who insisted on calling it winds of winter
Why don't you do something with your life?
What do you mean, like laundry?
I'm sure he's got super humor.
- It's moronic. - Absurd.
Paul: I'm out!
Not good-looking. Jerry, look at me. Look at my face.
No.
You. You said so.
But you put on a pair of shoes in the New York Public Library, fella.
I'll go if I dont have to talk
...the C...
Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.
Well, maybe something happens to you on the way to work.
...made a right turn, hitting Newman in the right wrist...
- Do me a personal favor. - I'm not comfortable.
there's a bleached whale, she's dying.