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- What? - Do women know about shrinkage?
Have you designed any buildings in New York?
...you were looking in my direction. - Oh, yes, I was.
The way I figure it, I've already been there.
There's a hue.
I don’t think you do!
...and I know you'll never be there.
Staring at my diaphragm, you know? It's just lying there.
- Who said that? - She did.
No, no, no. He's not bald.
All right, break it up. Come on, you two.
That’s true
I don't care. I'm not hungry.
My ship is gone! My ship is gone!
No one's a bigger idiot than me.
Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me.
You know N.W.A
I don't know. But he ain't funny.
I'm queen of the castle.
So if you're joining us late...
FEELS LIKE THURSDAY.
...off the temple, striking Newman between the third and the forth rib.
- All right. You're in for 150. - Okay, 150.
Now, get the hell out of my house.
...the whole premise of your account.
Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake
VP Adept I'm out!
- They have different cups. - Yeah, I know about the cups.
- That's true. - It's very refreshing.
Can't get it off.
But I don’t want to…
I don't think we have that.
Paul Ledney: I'm out!
- You think you could? - I could hold out longer than you.
We like Friends!
...I got this idea for a show about nothing.
The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses...
is anyone here a persidential pandemic coordinator?
What a story.
- Really good? - Really, very nice and good.
You have to know how to do that.
I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?
Glamour?
Dear Heather,
It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough.
You gotta give us odds. At least 2-1. You gotta put up $200.
I just realized, you never gave me back the change from the tolls.
Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?
Or do you want to not be able to get it out?
I'm disturbed. I'm depressed.
- If it's anybody, it's me. - All right.
...when a crucial coaching error opens the door...
Who could be better than you
Why don't you two go to the movies by yourselves. I'm not in the mood.
What a post! - Meme. Whatever!
It's Real and it's stuntacular
think I can sum it up for you with one word
...to a five-run Royals twelfth. Cost the Mets the game!
And, what else? What else?
It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman...
From now on, when you take a chip just take one dip and end it.
Elaine, bald men with no jobs and no money...
...and you dipped again.
So you're still master of your domain.
- Pardon? - What does he look like?
You're a cashier.
Huel is not a meal.
Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to.
Absolutely nothing
But why would anyone come here if they had a pony?
If I see her, what do I say I'm doing here?
Tuna on toast, coleslaw...
You're an architect?
That was an accident.
Paul Ledney: I'm out!
I have lost my fiancÈ, the poor baby.
I despise Edgar Renteria
Double dipped? What are you talking about?
Don't say that.
Aren't those the guys that always go crazy...
- What is that? - You're in latex.
Good for the tuna
We're enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right-field stands...
- Are you saying..? - I think I'll have a piece of cake.
I invented it's not you, it's me. Nobody tells me it's them, not me.
You are so good-looking.
I don't have a job, I have no place to go.
- What's today? - It's Thursday.
She's got great eyebrows. Women kill to have her eyebrows.
- Because you're a woman. - So what?
Come on!