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Because we're people.
Well, I'd watch the third-base coach if I were you...
And we call ourselves league of champions
Come on. Let's go do something. I don't want to just sit around here.
I take it all back! Every word!
Could I offer you something to drink?
Could you get..?
And we call ourselves league of champions
...bubble boy.
Privacy what is it good for
I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.
This should be the show. This is the show.
Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts choking me.
Kids. the house is on a fire
Now, you listen to me.
You never know when you're gonna need it.
Fed,Fed, Fed, Fed
We give you the dough.
Sometimes.
I'm a United States postal worker.
Don’t you see what’s happening here? He’s become SR
- So, what's wrong with that? - Nothing, nothing at all.
...with that.
- That's true. - It's very refreshing.
I think Superman probably has a very good sense of humor.
Just clarifying.
- You? - Yeah. You base a character on me.
- So she fell? - Yeah.
Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake.
From now on, just choose one hallow and end it
What's going on in there?
It’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip
Was that wrong?
It's like shaving.
- Who do you like? - I like de Soto.
i'd thought you'd like that
Well, mostly negative.
- No, I guess you couldn't. - I wouldn't think so.
No problem, no problem.
Well, that's a little strange.
Yeah, OK... I'll have a, uh, decaf cappuccino.
I went in for lunch and left with a haircut!
Oh, this is huge!
me being invited anywhere: I'm not going if there will be people there.
...on the right temple.
I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries...
Look at you.
- Oxygen. I need some oxygen. - I thought you'd like that.
That's why you have the reservation.
- I'll hire you as my latex salesman? - Right.
- She caught you? - Where?
...from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me...
I think you’re realllllllly sick...
Ya just gotta hawk tuuee. Spit on that thang.
- No. You faked it? - Yes. I faked it.
MELBA?
And then, you slide it into the oven.
...she grabbed it before the guy noticed, so, I mean...
- No. - Vandelay!
Flu, flu, flu, flu....
So you mind if I do a j?