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I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek.
Because people like to say salsa.
A hundred episodes.
IT'S ALL SUPERVISED!
...when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon...
- Exactly. - What's your show about?
You're gonna be the first pirate.
...and I have to turn and lean on my elbow to make the pen work.
- Absolutely. - I mean, I have many gay friends.
Bad, bad, bad, bad.
My Father has an OF.
I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents.
How could she be smarter than you?
Gone, gone, gone, gone
Every word!
Well, people kept ringing the bell!
Glamour?
I need hand! I have no hand!
Elaine could be a character.
The dingo ate your baby.
Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working.
Not bad, huh?
Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
How long does it take to find a bra?
Who wouldn't love a person that had a pony?
- Oh, Chunkys. - Chocolate babka.
Let's go. You get dressed, you get dressed.
I think you're both mentally ill.
I'm out of the contest.
Catch phrases
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
- You just tell it. - All right.
- Newman. - Newman.
- No, I can't give details. - No details?
- You always tell it. - All right, tell it.
- Heard. It was a joke. - Look, you wanna have sex right now?
I guess after that many beers, he's probably a little groggy anyway.
- I still don't know what the idea is. - It's about nothing.
No. No! No! Nothing happens!
Okay, okay, rule number two: Spending the night is optional.
...I'm a much bigger idiot than you are.
In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.
This bedroom has a lot of people Sitting around watching tv
I'll go if I don't have to talk.
Yeah. Just keep out of my business, you big ape.
She's got a fine cheek.
We'll make our choice in a few days and we'll let you know.
You just don't know how to hold the reservation.
Also a new name for a traps axe wound
It's Gore-Tex.
NO, OF COURSE NOT
- What about the body? - Good body. Nice body.
You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.
Okay, thank you very much. Thank you. Gee, boy.
Course...
So that's it?
...get behind the wheel. Now I'm driving the bus.
See, you know how to take the reservation.
...War... What Is It Good For?
- Well, why am I watching it? - Because it's on TV.
Don’t you see what’s happening here? I’ve become George
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
- What if she discusses it with Jane? - Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.
That's a lot. During the course of which George, Elaine, Kramer and I...
you dipped the market. you bought the dip...
Oh, right, well...