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Salmon's the opposite of tuna because salmon swim...
...from that day forward.
I'm sure we'll all feel comfortable within the confines of the honor system.
All right, sir.
From now on, when you do your picks, just make one pick and end it.
Vandelay Industries!
Not that there's anything wrong with that
These sretzels are making me thirsty
A box of Jujyfruits?
Take the pen.
When that...
No. I'll put up 150.
Hernandez continued past us up the ramp.
Spam, spam, spam, spam.
If you did, I'd have a car.
I am king of the county.
There's nothing funny about that.
...have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office.
Thick, lustrous hair is important to me.
...that something was obstructing its breathing.
Magellan? You like Magellan?
My mother had a Glamour magazine. I started leafing through it.
Me watching tiktoks
What's that red dot on your sweater?
You were making out....during Schindler's List?!
- Nice to meet you. - Thanks again.
You have the seltzer after the salsa.
Where'd you get those?
Where I go?
- Jack, what are you doing? - Stop it.
...in midair, mind you...
Care to make it interesting?
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
You're giving me the it's not you, it's me routine?
- No, of course not. - It's fine, if that's who you are.
- It was a gift. - Because a lot of times I write in bed...
- It's all supervised. - Oh, well...
I think I can sum up the show for you with one word:
He's, he's kind of... Just kind of... Losing his hair.
Sunday has a feel.
No, no, wait a minute. I always have tuna on toast.
- Nothing? - Nothing.
...it just didn't make it for me.
But I don’t wanna be a pirate
You sure? You can examine the artwork up close.
I heard your idea
...the counter was right there.
I thought we came in over there.
He's got super strength, super speed.
My father likes Friends.
You double dipped the chip.
My father's gay
Nothing's every worked out for me with tuna on toast.
But the reservation keeps the car here.
I slept with Elaine last night.
- The machine. You want one? - No.
...untoasted, with a side of potato salad...
Now we're getting somewhere!
Is anyone here a marine biologist?
- No. - No.
I was at the unemployment office.
...exposing the body's internal organs.
Oh it was a gift...
I know one guy got deported.
The sea was angry that day, my friends.
...but more keeps coming in!
it feels like Thursday.
You know about the cup sizes and all?
- With me? - Well...
And for 30 minutes a week...