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The porn bots are out of control!
Was that wrong? If I had known sacks were bad we would have avoided getting 70 of them
Bella is
He's balding.
He's nice. Bit of a close talker.
Soup’s not a meal
Por quê você é tão perfeccionista?
...as highly acclaimed, had it been published under it's original title...
Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
That'll be 5 ... 10 years
I DON'T HAVE A WEDNESDAY TO SPARE
What, are you crazy?
Our day was ruined.
...and we couldn't be friends the way we are now, that would really be bad.
m'out
Not yet.
...the D. That's the biggest.
Say Vandersay!
- Well, she asked you. - I can't wear this puffy shirt on TV.
I want details, and I want them right now.
Yeah, we just want to take this...
We're not gay.
Tolstoy used to write in the village square.
an idea for the show
You were supposed to buy me a meal
Fakakake Fakefake
...all the way to the yellow sun of the Earth.
I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me...
I'm George.
What is it?
Four. Seinfeld.
Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony?
But this cannot be disturbed.
You put your hand in the bag, you gave a horse a chip, then you put your hand back in the bag again
I’ll go if he doesn’t have to play
I didn't know what she was talking about. I couldn't hear her.
Come on! Let's go, baby! Come on!
My father's gay
What are we gonna do there, talk?
You were smiling during Schindler's list?
You put your hand in the bag, you gave a horse a chip
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
Thick, lustrous hair is important to me.
My cousin had pony.
Either you're born with humor, or you're not. It's not gonna change.
Why don't they have salsa on the table?
It's chocolate, it's peppermint. It's delicious.
He is so powerful. He can lift 100 pounds right up over his head
These pretzels...
I am never doing...
I wear diabetic socks!
The spit then came off the rib...
Mr. Lippman, it was his mistress who insisted...
My mother caught me.
Now I call you whenever I'm inclined, and vice versa.
Hola Carmela
- What did you do? - I zipped up.
Do you wanna have sex with me right now? Let's go.
you double dipped the market.
- What do we got? - An idea.
Am I a hipster doofus?
...face to face with the blowhole.
- Why is that? - Because the mail never stops.
I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage.
She's Nice... She's a Bit of a Hard-Hugger
Tuesday has no feel.
My sister had pony.
And we call ourselves league of champions
I guess things changed for me On Friday night