Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He said he wasn't sleepy. I went to bed.

How much do they pay you to do their police work?

(Harvey) Hey, man, not in here.

Sorry, Mr Wood. I mean, uh... Officer Wood.

So, how come they locked you up? How come they lock up a cop?

? You just might be the quail he'll tail

There used to be a coloured gal.

You know I don't eat that stuff. The chief likes his boys streamlined. Right, Chief?

Yeah, well, he, uh... He comes from up North, you see.

- He said that? - You hear, Chief? You hear?

Who says I changed?

He was afraid I'd see some naked white girl down the block.

Where you goin'?

- I bet you know when Colbert was killed. - About 12.30.

- You sure this is an official request? - Yes. It's official, yes.

Get behind him!

? It's so hard to keep control

He don't knock me outta my socks.

? In the heat of the night

Callipers. And some toothpicks.

from an angle of 17 degrees from the right,

Hold on there, Arnold. Open her up again. We got another customer.

If you weren't suspicious of Sam here,

Got no more smile than a turnip.

What do they call you up there? They call me Mr Tibbs!

John, you stick here. We'll keep cruisin'.

Well, we don't wanna take any more of your time, Mr Endicott.

I didn't mean to kill him.

Cos Colbert's only the start.

What you doin' wearin' white man's clothes?

- What? - Some girl named Delores Purdy.

- Then I went for a ride with him. - Where'd you go?

I wonder if you know why.

I'm thinkin' how nice it'd be if I had a fountain drink.

Now, I got one more question. Very important.

But do it fast.

Come on in. I want you to take this all down.

I mean, it would be quicker. And I'll pay for the call.

Why you wanna help the police like that?

? It's so hard to keep control

That is, if that peckerwood ain't sold out again.

- You willing to put that in writing? - Yeah. I'll put it in writing.

Not a large account.

for steppin' outta line,

I don't think that you could let an opportunity like that pass by.

that I won that matchin' quarters and halves. It took me three years!

See what I mean?

Ammonium hydrosulphide, benzidine, superoxide of hydrogen.

- Thought you left town. - Not yet.

According to this, he made a deposit of... $632.

That's all right. Just bill the department. Everything will be taken care of.

(Ralph on tape) That's all.

I'd drive up there, but I'm sure you don't want me running up there by myself.