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- Not very much, but I do like them. - Well, let me show you.
- Everybody in town knows that. - We figured that out.
(door opens)
give me understanding.
"Feel all that nice, cool marble along your body?"
But she kept bumpin' her price, and I don't know if she's still in business.
- No. I already told him to go. - All right.
And so she starts to show me.
And if he fails, you're off the hook, cos it was Miz Colbert's idea in the first place.
Oh, it's all there. We paid for the phone call ourselves.
some kind of a homicide expert. But I don't need him.
- Now we're grindin' corn! - You shoulda been there!
That's very good.
? In the heat of the night
Not unless I say so.
All right now, give him the waiver for false arrest.
The day Colbert was killed, he cashed a cheque for $900, $600 of which is gone,
Oh, now, don't get smart, black boy.
You just think a minute. Didn't you catch Sam in a lie last night?
? It's got a way of turnin' me around
They put it on self-service after ten.
Not that it'll make any difference.
That's her place, here. You want me to wait?
Well, they brought me in one time.
On police department letterhead?
(sniggers)
- What do you call this material? - That's osmunda. Fern root.
If Delores Purdy hadn't come in, I never would have seen the truth.
Whoa.
All right. Give me another day. Two days. I'm close.
(train horn)
- I don't know. - Well, I appreciate anything you can do.
? Like old bow-legged Polly and a knock-kneed Paul
Now, Miz Colbert is not gonna be back till Thursday.
- Good. I'll take 'em, son. - No, I wanna give 'em to the chief.
? When I could sell my soul
Mr Colbert drove by, so I hitched a ride with him. That's all.
Miz Colbert, I told you he was nobody's man.
Because whenever I got enough change, I'd trade it in on $20 bills.
- Courtney! - Yes, sir?
THEY CALL ME MISTER TIBBS!
I'll remember that.
I won't take it away.
I said "Now, Ralph, all you gotta do when we get out...
Ten cents, ten million dollars - just doesn't matter when a man's time comes.
I mean Officer Wood. Just like you always order.
You watch and see he don't.
- I gotta have somethin' for the file. - I realise that, but I'm in a hurry.
What I fix, runs. Who pays?
If I told you once, I told you a hundred times
He gonna get hisself killed.
What are you gonna do about it?
? I repeat, in the night
What do you say, Chief? You got that old killer all lined up in your front sights, hm?
Close to it.
I can pull that fat cat down. I can bring him right off this hill!
Now, you are the number one homicide expert.
Yes siree, I believe he will.
You killed Colbert?!
Hello. This is Gillespie. Yes, sir. Yep, well...
Now listen, you. Anything he wants, man, you better see that he gets it.
"Know why?"
Now, somebody sure oughta make her stop doin' that.
- Did he confess? - Huh?
You married?
"Cos they got all of them big, cool tombstones."