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Oh, for God's sake, I'm not a lunatic.
Admit it. Admit it. Admit it!
Thank God, I know where she shops, huh?
Color me impressed. All right.
Well, I'm-- Just stand right here
At, this time. All right. All right.
No, Mr. James! I've waited years for this!
Excellent. Bye.
[♪]
Excuse me? Yeah.
Oh, uh. I told him he had to go home
He's a poser. A fraud. A compulsive impostor!
Is that a yes? Yes.
He protects the rich and famous like Goldie Hawn,
Beth, you have the day off to finish the mural!
Beth, Beth, Beth. Wasn't painting the WNYX mural
Well, yes, I am.
You gotta be kidding me!
But I-- Look, I know the guy.
No.
Matthew, will you come in here for a minute?
Its-- What? It's kind of funny.
Maybe in his own mind he's, a security expert.
Morning, Matthew.
Now I'm a big strong man like you. Hm.
I need-- Excuse me?
mixed Jack up with somebody else?
You couldn't help yourself.
Yeah! Yeah, I'm sorry, Dave.
There no Jack here.
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Do you think that it's silly, still,
that I'm upset that Matthew's wearing my sweater?
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Wow. Well, that's a strong accusation, Max.
Yes. But, Lisa, that's, uh--
Well, then it's of no interest to me.
I wasn't trying to attack you, Mr. James.