Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There is no way those things work.
♪ barney stinson, barney stinson ♪
I'm just getting warmed up here.
Not a good sign that I'm already out of breath.
Thus jeopardizing their planned year in Italy,
How you doin'?
Be a bear at our wedding?
A little segment I like to call
I am gonna tear you apart tonight.
You were more selfish than I have ever been to you.
Going splitsies on a time share in flint, michigan!
Your face looks like a photo negative
He gave it to her when he was 19.
That much?!
Yeah, yep, yep. Okay, okay, okay.
Stop it.
(laughs)
The phrase "talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening"
Jimi hendrix at monterey.
They both knew a big fight was coming.
He's okay to crash with you, right?
I have to get out of here.
Advanced card tricks.
And they're on their way up right now
Unscrambled spice channel glitch of '93--
Okay, barney,
Oh, yeah, baby.
Let's do this.
Mama needs some papa.
I'm proud of you, buddy.
Okay.