Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Narrator: "big plans with strangers drunk..."

But you should never listen to me.

Uh, why would you volunteer that information?

Big day tomorrow.

Yes, but not the m.I.T. You're thinking of.

Ted: I wuv you, mommy.

I was lonely and I figured, why not try it?

Seriously, what is it that you do?

Would've come back to me?

Um, so... Just, just to be clear,

Baby, can you just...?

Well, hello, you two lovely ladies.

Look, we said that we wouldn't fight

Wearing "triple-x-ray goggles"?

I did get a perfect score on the a.C.T.'s.

We can't give that up for what is clearly just a hobby.

We'd always wanted to.

Scribble your name on a bunch of documents,

(chuckles) please.

Narrator: Kids, I won't bother you with the number...

Selfish all over again.

I know that you always say

You don't seem to be, um...

And I'm gonna do everything I can to make her happy.

Nothing more important to me than our family.

That vengeance will soon be mine,

But be careful.

Okay, we have to go to bed.

Yeah. I need to get

We have to stick to our budget! Okay?

So, naturally, this was a pretty big moment for us.

You didn't pay for everything.