Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's "truth serum drunk."
Don't you get it?
Look, I love you, lilypad.
But as soon as we're done having sex,
I pick up our bar tab all the time.
No, oh, all right.
What? I didn't say anything.
But...
Come on.
But when we dated,
I got all choked up thinking about how
Big day tomorrow.
What am I? A prostitute?
Not yet.
Especially ted.
That's when I decided to become awesome.
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Narrator: Kids, it's your grandmother's favorite rule.
That's right.
Narrator: Kids, in all the time we knew barney,
I mean, there are so many...
Barney stinson...
And any other future children we may have
No, a prostitute would've been cheaper.
Well, I hate to point fingers,
You want a brother? All right?
Your law school funk band pretty much anywhere.
We don't.
(chuckles) please.
How do I know that you even
I'm not even here.
Yes, but not while she was secretary of state.
I love you.
I hate you so much.
By studying your face.
It's so hard to know where to begin.
Wow, you went to m.I.T.
A palm reader could tell marshall's future
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Do you know how much money you cost me?
We're going to Italy.
Everything is fine.
A few by yourself--
His best friend was a balloon.
You keep saying "ring bear"