Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, there are so many...
Well, I hate to point fingers,
Barney stinson...
Your law school funk band pretty much anywhere.
He's "truth serum drunk."
Narrator: Kids, in all the time we knew barney,
Yes, but not while she was secretary of state.
(chuckles) please.
That's right.
What? I didn't say anything.
What am I? A prostitute?
And kama sutra body oils
A few by yourself--
But...
I hate you so much.
Not yet.
Wow, you went to m.I.T.
I'm not even here.
Everything is fine.
You keep saying "ring bear"
But when we dated,
It's so hard to know where to begin.
How do I know that you even
We don't.
I pick up our bar tab all the time.
His best friend was a balloon.
Brazilian bikini waxes
Especially ted.
I got all choked up thinking about how
You want a brother? All right?
A palm reader could tell marshall's future
Come on.
Do you know how much money you cost me?
Big day tomorrow.
That's when I decided to become awesome.
No, a prostitute would've been cheaper.
Narrator: Kids, it's your grandmother's favorite rule.
We're going to Italy.
I love you.
By studying your face.
But as soon as we're done having sex,
No, oh, all right.
Look, I love you, lilypad.
Don't you get it?
And any other future children we may have