Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I pick up our bar tab all the time.
Especially ted.
I'm not even here.
Your law school funk band pretty much anywhere.
Come on.
What? I didn't say anything.
It's so hard to know where to begin.
I hate you so much.
His best friend was a balloon.
Big day tomorrow.
A few by yourself--
A palm reader could tell marshall's future
How do I know that you even
Barney stinson...
Narrator: Kids, it's your grandmother's favorite rule.
(chuckles) please.
Narrator: Kids, in all the time we knew barney,
Not yet.
And any other future children we may have
And kama sutra body oils
No, a prostitute would've been cheaper.
But when we dated,
Do you know how much money you cost me?
I love you.
We're going to Italy.
I got all choked up thinking about how
You keep saying "ring bear"
We don't.
Look, I love you, lilypad.
Everything is fine.
But as soon as we're done having sex,
He's "truth serum drunk."
Well, I hate to point fingers,
That's right.
Don't you get it?
You want a brother? All right?
Brazilian bikini waxes
What am I? A prostitute?
By studying your face.
Wow, you went to m.I.T.
I mean, there are so many...
No, oh, all right.
Yes, but not while she was secretary of state.
That's when I decided to become awesome.
But...