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to pick up Grayer from school at 2:15.
I expect you to have all your things
Mmm.
- Okay. - Tickle me.
(phone rings)
- Oh. - Very new, as you can probably tell.
Oh.
I'm Judy.
(chatting)
- Mmm. - Type C? What's type C?
* You got to give what you take *
The bank has, you know, an excellent program.
at Mr. X's office.
What?
- Yeah. - Let me hit your floor.
- You my little superstar? - Yeah.
the one wearing the Dior snakeskin jacket
All right, here they are...
You were so right.
She got mad at me, refused to wear it. She said it was common.
so here's a little hint, okay?
Oh, that's okay. I got it.
Not... not for me, but for Grayer.
Which, to tell you the truth,
who I was gonna be.
- Yeah? - And my roommate could not be nicer.
See if you can find me something short.
I'll ride the elevator till I find you.
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Well, you know how Grayer is around pollen.
Oh my God.
Of course you feel anxiety
you provide "couple time" a few nights a week
I'm moving to the city to go to grad school,
Don't. Grayer, don't... don't!
Ooh.
...that isn't enough of a humiliation. I will not tolerate
Oh, goodness.
Try smiling once in a while. People hate you!
and trade her in for a brand-new persona...
voluntarily taking a nanny gig.
Well, I'm sorry I'm boring you, Lynette, but this is my life right now.
Oh.
- Mrs. X: Hello? - Oh.
* On your face *
Grover.
- No, unfortunately, l... - Fabulous!
"Super Mom, Trying to Juggle It All." (laughs)
Do not interrupt me.
and he won't love you unconditionally that much longer.
You gotta quit. It's just that simple.
there's three types of nanny gigs. Okay, type A,
We have over 8,000 applicants for 10 positions.
- That's the problem. - Okay, you.
Daddy, come see my dinosaur!
(women chuckle)
Ow!
- Wha... - I need to use this phone.
Where's Grayer? Isn't he up yet?
But all she has to do is ask.
* Feel like there's nothing, nowhere to go *
Anyway, where were we? Ah yes.
And it's only... it's only 1:00.
All right, stop with the negativity.
Leave it there.
- (clears throat) - Oh...
* What I'm living for *
- Yes. - And when are you gonna do it?
Wow. What does that mean?
- Mm! - Ow! Hey.
Please don't say anything about Collegiate or Darwin to my husband.
Even though I don't have a job,
Hey, little man, you remember me?
- * Oh no-o-o-o... * - Annie: Hi.
Even so, you should bring him to the doctor in the morning.
Well, today just happens to be break-the-rules day.
I was suddenly terrified I'd never find the answer.
Grayer, no nudity. Please.
- I hate you, I want Bertie! - I know, honey.
So...
But then again, Margaret Mead didn't run home every time
Good puppy!
Anyway, I want you to give me an opportunity
- (children screaming) - Right this way, ladies.
You look amazing.
- Well no, that's what I was thinking... - You want me to call...
- for Grayer's sake. - (thudding)
The art gallery.
* You got to give what you take... *
There's no time now.
* Something else, something more *
Actually, I know the perfect place.
Frosting fun! Yay!
And where, may I ask, have you been?
And I certainly hope that you're in a better mood...
Why are you so cruel to me?
Well, maybe you should focus on the one you already have.
You remember? What's wrong with you?
Because I cannot take the additional pressure.
You just averted a minor disaster.
a college grad, and terminally single.
* Let the sun shine *
Can you look after the kids for a minute?
- she contracted malaria. - Whoa!
Um, you know, Mom. A play date...
Thank you, that's very considerate.
The card says, "Accept my apology,
She is, in fact, a perfect female specimen
Anywhere you like.
Uh, no, this is clearly a disgruntled nanny.
Grayer: Help, police! She's hurting me!
Look, I'll call you later, okay?
don't you just love Annie's new place?
now what I would love to do
in the very society that they're studying,
Oh, I was just about to make some.
a high-soy organic diet.
I still think I turned out to be a pretty decent guy
Been waiting for you right up in the car there, sport.
- You're so good with children. - Oh, I'm not.
You're from New Jersey.
* When I dance they call me Macarena *
- I just had to clear my head. - Did you?
Besides, the money is great.
There's more scholarships out there than I thought.
Grayer's been very very very sick.
You know, I love you, but you're harsh.
Grayer: I'm taking off all my clothes.
Donald Trump lives in my building.
Daydreaming in the park that day,
are getting a divorce.
Nobody warned me we were going to have a therapy session.
anthropology.
something... or rather, someone...
Two weeks in and you already sound depressed, dejected and paranoid.
Mmm.
- Yay, Daddy. Daddy's home. - I hear him, I hear him.
are... are...
But it is your life.
God, everything is just perfect.
- Nanny! - Grayer!
It's highly competitive. I'm probably never gonna get the job.
You'll see.