Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have a life too, in case you haven't noticed.

Why do we have to dress up?

What the hell are you doing?

- Hang on one second. - I'm too big for a stroller!

for your own good,

* More, well, let the sun shine *

- (sighs) - (knock on door)

Who, Bertie? Oh yeah.

After successfully mating

So, I will cancel my plans.

Your mom found him with the Park Avenue play-date service.

It couldn't possibly end well.

Actually, I know a longer word.

* Frere Jacques *

It's all in the name of freedom.

'Cause frankly, I'm exhausted.

- Daddy's got work to do, buddy. - Please?

and then for a car to pick you up on the other end.

- We're coming. - Right.

Ay... (muttering in Spanish)

- Roses? - Yes, very curious.

In short, I was the Chanel bag of nannies.

- I can take a hint. - Come on, I didn't say no.

No, I'm out of my league, okay?

This throws his sleeping schedule completely off.

You understand? Every night shift I worked,

She neglected Grayer.

anthropologists have been known to lose themselves

* Go to waste *

So they'll be getting out anytime now?

Mr. X: Would you get off that phone

* Be the new one, burn to shine *

I need you to get ready for the Nanny Conflict Resolution Seminar

Well, if you're such a pizza connoisseur,

a way to get your head together?

That's how this job chose me.

You stupid... you stupid girl.

I'll take you there sometime.

(dance music playing)

Grayer: Clowns are supposed to be funny.

I'll call you when I get there, okay?

I'm here, knee-deep in...

No, Gray... no, Grayer. Don't... don't be difficult.

That's good to hear.

Obviously, I do expect you to attend.

You've obviously lived a very charmed life

- Danger, danger! - Just be patient, eh?

- Right. - Anyway...

* Dormez vous, dormez vous *

And yet, staring into those big, sad, searching eyes,

Ah, comme ci comme ca.

- Please, stop it. ...when I come back. All right?

Well, you see...

I'm not exactly an objective observer.

* Stuck in the job you swore was only temporary *

So, how did you and Lynette meet?

Where do I begin?

Okay, Mrs. X, now it's time for a few simple child-care rules.

- What are you doing? - The note said

It can lead through a minefield.

I'll give you "Nannies Gone Wild."

(elevator dings)

Grayer still must be in a stroller

Annie's voice: It quickly became clear

And time's running out,

- I'm really sorry. - But you know something?

I took some time to make sense

- Uh... - I'm from Connecticut, actually.

But for the tribe of the Upper East Side,

- Nanny! - Grayer. Grayer.

Mom, I lived at home through four years of college.

Harvard Hottie: Hey, Annie, it's me,

Unfortunately, I have to run, but I really look forward to hearing from you.

- (elevator dings) ...until you open the door!

Guess that makes sense.

Annie: So here I am a few months before the teddy bear incident...

If I quit now, I'll ruin it

Some buddies from high school... this is Carter, Jojo,

- She left us to go get married. - All right.

we weren't all lesbians.

- * I will not give you up * - * Freedom *

Annie's voice: In conclusion,

Well, then tell your mother you want to learn Japanese.

Something you should probably do more of.

It is... it's going pretty good actually.

I need you to stop at Tiffany's and pick up Mr. X's watch.

a phenomenon known as "going native."

Actually, I just lost my nanny Bertie,

We just have to be friends and we have to trust each other.

* What I'm living for *

it can be very hard on me.

- I'm sorry... - The Mark, the Four Seasons.

Friends of ours have a horse farm in Upper Saddle River.

I could call for advice, or a nurse even?

and still be...

- Where's Grayer? - With his grandmother.

than you do with your own blood is not okay.

Terrific. Now that we're all together,

* On your face *

Doll: I love you.

even though I have told her time and time again that we're agnostic.

You never mentioned you had a mother, Nanny.

I desperately needed someone to show me that.

Rule number eight:

Searching for someone

to the President's Circle Gala at the Met.