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And this fun meal has to be our little secret, okay?
I... I think it's better if we talk alone.
* Something more, more, more *
Yuck.
What couldn't you handle? You're young, you're smart,
My father traveled constantly for work.
Oh, I really don't know him. He's Annie's friend.
I don't mean to be laughing.
We'll schedule a lunch. Anywhere you'd like to go.
* And don't let your life *
A charmed life?
Actually, this job kind of chose me.
There wasn't a single delay or cancelation out of Chicago
They're chubby, bald, steak-eating,
Grayer: Stop it!
that my flight was canceled.
And...
(girl laughing)
Please, buddy?
* What I'm living for, what I'm living for *
Gosh, come on. It's one meeting at Goldman Sachs.
* More, more *
the men are often distant and uninvolved,
Oh my God, oh my God. Okay okay.
I understand.
Grayer loves you.
Okay.
- at this point... - There are mimes in the next room.
Hey.
- You want a secret name? - Yeah, I want a secret name.
It's... it's just that when Mr. X is in the middle of a big deal,
like the Pissarro show at the Guggenheim.
Yes.
- Isn't that on the West Side? - Yeah, so?
Man on P. A: New Jersey PATH train to Manhattan
Well, I couldn't imagine a more perfect dress
and quit.
Woman: My husband and I are taking our second honeymoon
So it's only fitting that I should wear it tonight,
Grayer has a temperature of 104
- Who is that? - That's the nanny, dear.
Grayer: I saw another one.
Nanny?
which reminds me...
- 2:45. - I'm sorry?
I'm exhausted and Mr. X is expected sometime before 9:00.
I just...
Excuse me.
- He is... - Lynette's new boyfriend.
Mm-hm.
You are so much smarter than I was.
I know that you work hard. I just think
I'll tell you what though... it doesn't touch the Jersey Shore.
Go ahead, puppy, do your business.
All I'm getting is a million flat.
Nanny, in the morning,
Come on, don't be shy.
Listen, I'm losing cell service here.
What?
I guess I'm officially an asshole.
it became quite obvious
Well, how could you find a decent apartment so fast?
We... we have been a little preoccupied with our benefit.
Cool. What are they?
So if you wanted to call...
This is outrageous. Stop the tape.
I can't tolerate the yapping. Grayer's too young anyway.
Mother: Annie?
Nanny, this is yours, is it not?
My God.
Making calls. Where's the chow?
Annie's voice: Male monogamy remains an elusive,
Who was that, your roommate?
Who's this?
Personally, I think you're making a big mistake.
- Wait a minute. - The guy I told you about is here.
What are you doing here?
What the hell are you doing here?
I was confused.
* Was only temporary *
(thunder rumbling)
I know where you live, so I'll camp out at your door if I have to.
It is not mine, it is not Mr. X's,
You're gonna think I'm totally crazy,
Wouldn't know him if I did.
I certainly hope so.
I hate coquilles dry. I want sushi.
but here's an idea... why don't you try eating dinner with your child
Oh yeah? What kind of work do you do?
Pay attention, honey. Basically,
Anyone seen my spaceship
Mr. X has arranged for a taxi to take you to the ferry
How about this?
(doorbell rings)
* Searching for someone *
And once I finally let myself say it,
I'm so sorry. It's not funny.
- Oh, Lynette. - Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you.
Okay.
(feet clomping)
Uh, we used it all at the party, so...
We're baking a cake.
Nanny, wait!
Grayer, hurry up. Your mom's coming.
The fridge is well-stocked.
Come on. The other trainees, you know,
* Got to make up your mind *
I work with your daddy in the Chicago office.
That's my dress. You can't borrow that dress.
here's your final payment.
I won the Peter Pan Musical. Why? Because it's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
asshole is a pretty strong word.
Like when we met in Central Park?
I forgot to mention his name is Hayden.
* Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines. *
Annie's voice: Since my job required a vow of chastity,
I would give the world to be sitting where you're sitting right now.
Fondue? Go get my dress.
Tell me more.
when leaving your kids with strangers.
Machine: You have two new messages.
- so... - Neither did I.
* And don't let your life *
You see the building with the red umbrella?
Anti... antidisestablishmentarianism.
Okay.