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What the hell are you doing here?
My father traveled constantly for work.
We'll schedule a lunch. Anywhere you'd like to go.
You see the building with the red umbrella?
Oh my God, oh my God. Okay okay.
Oh, I really don't know him. He's Annie's friend.
I certainly hope so.
Mother: Annie?
Personally, I think you're making a big mistake.
Please, buddy?
Uh, we used it all at the party, so...
- at this point... - There are mimes in the next room.
Anti... antidisestablishmentarianism.
* And don't let your life *
- He is... - Lynette's new boyfriend.
* Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines. *
You are so much smarter than I was.
I would give the world to be sitting where you're sitting right now.
Come on. The other trainees, you know,
All I'm getting is a million flat.
Pay attention, honey. Basically,
That's my dress. You can't borrow that dress.
(doorbell rings)
What couldn't you handle? You're young, you're smart,
(girl laughing)
I'm so sorry. It's not funny.
Woman: My husband and I are taking our second honeymoon
Come on, don't be shy.
* Was only temporary *
Okay.
(thunder rumbling)
It's... it's just that when Mr. X is in the middle of a big deal,
Hey.
I know that you work hard. I just think
I can't tolerate the yapping. Grayer's too young anyway.
- 2:45. - I'm sorry?
Nanny, wait!
Wouldn't know him if I did.
Making calls. Where's the chow?
like the Pissarro show at the Guggenheim.
Annie's voice: Male monogamy remains an elusive,
that my flight was canceled.
Grayer: I saw another one.
the men are often distant and uninvolved,
What are you doing here?
So if you wanted to call...
And once I finally let myself say it,
I just...
Machine: You have two new messages.
Mm-hm.
How about this?
(feet clomping)
Yes.
They're chubby, bald, steak-eating,
And...
* Got to make up your mind *
Well, how could you find a decent apartment so fast?
here's your final payment.
I understand.
- so... - Neither did I.
* More, more *
Cool. What are they?
We... we have been a little preoccupied with our benefit.
Grayer, hurry up. Your mom's coming.
My God.
Like when we met in Central Park?
So it's only fitting that I should wear it tonight,
Gosh, come on. It's one meeting at Goldman Sachs.
This is outrageous. Stop the tape.
it became quite obvious
Anyone seen my spaceship
* Something more, more, more *
Listen, I'm losing cell service here.
Mr. X has arranged for a taxi to take you to the ferry
I don't mean to be laughing.
Fondue? Go get my dress.
asshole is a pretty strong word.
Annie's voice: Since my job required a vow of chastity,
We're baking a cake.
- Wait a minute. - The guy I told you about is here.
Who was that, your roommate?
Tell me more.
It is not mine, it is not Mr. X's,
I know where you live, so I'll camp out at your door if I have to.
Well, I couldn't imagine a more perfect dress
Nanny, this is yours, is it not?
when leaving your kids with strangers.
Who's this?
but here's an idea... why don't you try eating dinner with your child
Nanny, in the morning,
- You want a secret name? - Yeah, I want a secret name.
Excuse me.
Actually, this job kind of chose me.
I won the Peter Pan Musical. Why? Because it's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Grayer: Stop it!
The fridge is well-stocked.
Grayer has a temperature of 104
I guess I'm officially an asshole.
Nanny?
What?
There wasn't a single delay or cancelation out of Chicago
Go ahead, puppy, do your business.
Yuck.
I hate coquilles dry. I want sushi.
and quit.
Man on P. A: New Jersey PATH train to Manhattan
- Oh, Lynette. - Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you.
I... I think it's better if we talk alone.
I work with your daddy in the Chicago office.
* Searching for someone *
- Who is that? - That's the nanny, dear.
Grayer loves you.
I'll tell you what though... it doesn't touch the Jersey Shore.
* What I'm living for, what I'm living for *
which reminds me...
You're gonna think I'm totally crazy,
I forgot to mention his name is Hayden.
A charmed life?
I'm exhausted and Mr. X is expected sometime before 9:00.
I was confused.
And this fun meal has to be our little secret, okay?
Oh yeah? What kind of work do you do?
Okay.
* And don't let your life *
- Isn't that on the West Side? - Yeah, so?
Okay.