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Come on, answer me. You gonna take over the world?
pretty much all by herself.
I would make it meatloaf. I'm gonna borrow this.
- * Freedom * - * So please don't give me up. *
What?
don't work out, okay?
Do you read to the child from "The Wall Street Journal"?
I just wanted your mother to be here for the news.
Think you can just get rid of me that easily?
the New York Stock Exchange.
* There's got to be more *
Of all my privileges, Grayer is my greatest.
They don't have any piercings,
As you can see, my husband and I
Hmm.
- No no no... - Make sure to tell her I'm sorry.
Grayer, go to your mommy.
All right, listen up, people. This is my apartment.
Mommy doesn't use caffeine.
- Annie? - Dry cleaning.
Okay.
Plus you know you're wrong, or you wouldn't be lying to your mother.
Man on P. A: Master in economics, minor in communications.
Good night.
- Hi. - My God.
- It's you. - Bitsy.
I'm certainly ready for one.
Can I come with you?
...was actually keeping me from living one.
Woman: Does anyone have an extra diaper I can use?
so we wouldn't have to.
(engine starts)
forgive me.
the date of birth, home town, socioeconomic makeup.
where I had no voice.
you're free, girl.
But you really... you can't do that sort of thing
I know you've noticed my ass,
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- Real life awaits. - God.
I don't mean...
What is it, sweetheart? What's wrong?
No, I am a mighty good runner, mister.
Come on in.
Well, you know, I am going to...
I'll... I'll never ask you again.
Say hello to the nice fella.
I'm the one who's been raising your son.
arriving on track two.
Annie. Annie the nanny.
Don't you think that's long enough?
Shit! Grayer!
* Macarena, hey, Macarena... *
He just... he just wants you there.
(water running)
- Please! - Grayer, come on, buddy.
Mm-hm.
Even so, I fell asleep confident
so I was wondering if we could schedule some time
Yeah, okay, let's go.
Remember what happens to little monsters?
- Mmm. - Mmm.
Let's go.
Then he can't be that sick now, can he?
Your son, your wife,
- I'm taking him. - Oh no, I can take him.
Type B, you provide
* Something more, more *
Area of interest...
Oh, Mom, I couldn't handle it anymore.
As if you know anything about my life.
I thought this job was supposed to be
I love you best.
Therefore we have decided to hire a consultant
Yeah, I think it's very... very interesting.
Annie: Excuse me, sir? Sir.
I'll tell you about the dads.
you've been meeting with a lot of people.
(chuckles)
as it relates to your intended field.
- Stewardess? - Escort?
They scare me!
You didn't tell us you knew a nanny.
- Not with your pants down. - Oh my God!
participating in a dreaded rite-of-passage ceremony.
human beings who are drowning in their desire
but the truth is, I can only stay for a few days.
Grayer? Grayer?
- Really? - You look very pretty, Mommy.
in your own words, who exactly is Annie Braddock?
Yes, she's my friend. Isn't she your friend too?
I think it's "La."
* You grew up riding the subways *
Slamming the door in your kid's face is not okay.
Grayer: We're going to 'Tucket. We're going to 'Tucket.
So...
But perhaps the most bizarre social patterns
Ew.
I suppose I forgot.
until the custody battle is settled.
Well he's... he's sleeping now.
Oh, that's crazy Grandpa.
Oh, thank you.
* Move with me, jam with me... *
* You realize *
it seemed my future was finally set.
- Mother? - My, you've gotten portly.
I love it. Hey, should I whip up a fondue for Mom?
All right, what about... what about Grover?
Okay.
Cheerios are sugar-free.
- when you're a famous CFO. - Oh, Mom.
* I take the blue ones every time *
- Grayer! - Help!
Oh, Maria? Are you gonna tell Mrs. X that I've arrived?
Grayer is never allowed to nap during the day.
Dessert?
to offer the group one particular example
And for that, I owe you the world.
As I was saying, Nanny,
every day and every night."
- That must be upsetting. - Not upsetting.
no, I don't know what that is.
- It's a little small, but... - Mmm.
I can't.
intervened.
- Annie: Hello, Manolo. - We believe it's important
She's your friend?
Nanny! Good, you're up.
Hmm.
Play date? What the hell is a play date?
Rule number two:
Come on, Annie. This place,
Grove, come on. What is wrong? Why won't you shake your booty?