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Yeah!
Good. because l'm holding you personally responsible
What are his SATs?
- Oh. l was lying. - Crazy.
Goddamn it!
You get out of here! Get out of here!
Well. you know. all those years l spoke for free at your basketball camp.
- Who wants to play tennis? - l do.
Can he play with the kids?
It was a nuclear surfboard. remember?
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? I DON’T WANT ANY PART OF THIS.
Now. who the hell did he-- ? See. there's nobody there.
which is the only time the alumni ever jerk off. right. is when we win.
His tenth dunk tonight. guys. let's go.
l'm looking at my first losing season. l just can't handle it.
- l am 7'4''. - You are 7'4''.
than she likes your basketball program.
for an automobile to be purchased for Neon Bodeaux?
Can l use this lamp? ls this lamp-- ? Yeah.
- May l speak? - lt's not your place to speak.
l just keep getting offered farm equipment by this school and that.
Let's get some movement going. Like if the guard--
OU/TEXAS JOINING SEC STATEMENT
They're getting tired. They're breaking down right now.
Hold it. hold it.
coming off a subpar year. against the number-one team in the nation.
Listen. you can sell ice to the Eskimos.
Happy said somebody shaved some points three years ago.
Right.
l mean. people like me just drooling over this kid
- Come on. Little defense. - He's got the ball now.
Hey. Freddie. can you go run Dennis?
Goddamn it. you know nothing like that happened here.
Pick up the open man. Richard! Oh. shit!
You've won two national championships.
- Be back in a minute. - We're on the verge of that again.
All right. boys.
like a soccer ball by Arthur's noble warriors.
Except on the basketball court.
Mark? Okay. you a basketball player. Mark?
Ed?
l don't give a damn who does it. somebody called me on it.
Spin and roll. Hit and spin.
l can't tell you how sick l am of basketball right now.
Oh. cut the crap. Pete.
in the same way that if l assert that you sleep with sheep Then It Is Alleged That You Sleep With Sheep!
and you can play for a while...l Spy. Good. Really. really good. Great.
HVAC What’s it about
Walker. you bring it back to Phil. Phil. dribble it on down. hand it off to Ricky.
You broke the collegiate athletic laws.
descends a mighty blow on the neck of the Green Knight.
No rebounding. You got beat on the boards.
lt's nice to meet you too.
- Way to board. man. - Chill. y'all.
l need players. l need horses.
- lt's 1:00 in the morning. - Well. come on. it's me.
- Hi. coach. Hi. Mrs. Bell. - Hi.
When l was young. my 'hood was so dangerous
There it is. There it is. there it is. There it is.
l got a hot one for you. baby. come here.
- Listen. let's take some pride. y'all. - l got him. l got him. l got him.
The Mets
Well. for whatever it's worth. Mr. Roe. l was raised a Baptist.
But l love basketball.
- What? - l can't see it from the tram.
the lndiana Hoosiers.
that wasn't tonight. lt was last season.
to attend Western University.
l didn't say it happened.
Now. let me tell you something. boys. You may not know this. but l know it.
And the damn thing of it is. Ed. is.
Have you gentlemen ever heard 15.000 people cheering for you?
- Jump. jump. jump - Pump fake.
You think you're liberal. but you're nothing but a racist.
You'll feel better about it in the morning.
l mean. and l think. personally.
Yeah. hearts are tough to cut out.
it is time to tell Coach Petey Bell to take a hike.
Now. you know. Neon.
Somebody here owes my ass $200
And our first option is to get the ball in to Neon.
l screw a hell of a lot better when we're winning. don't you. huh?
Come on. Kevin. you gotta get on him.
Let's go. baby. Heads up. now.
How I felt about Randall leaving LA
- Play some defense. Greg. - Run the motion. let's go.
Western University. quite a turnaround this season from last year.
l mean. who knows. Who knows what he would've done for a Ferrari.
Ask Freddie.
l was just driving around. l was in the neighborhood. l thought l'd stop by.
Jesus Christ.
- Yes. - l hate to interrupt.
- My wife. Lucille. - Hello. Lucille. how are you?
Be right back.
we just get things back the way they were.
- Twenty-five points that night. - Yeah.
- Should've won 20 that year. - No. this was a rebuilding year. man.
But everything changes. huh?