Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is it. Butch?
Thanks. man. See you later.
So tomorrow. l'll talk to you all individually about your futures here.
They couldn't care less.
eat some hot wings. Would you join us?
but a victory tonight would ensure a winning season for Coach Pete Bell.
Now. now. now. now.
Tony. when you get on this screen. you've gotta get this foot locked here.
Everything changes. coach.
is l only have to watch you guys play two more games.
No. l did not cheat. Swear to God.
Yeah.
two safeties and a quarterback all recruited by friends of the program.
He'd like to take over the farm someday.
Don't you think it's a bit much for a 50-year-old man
Tony's fine. Tony's fine.
That may be the whole goddamn season.
- Yeah. - l have a surprise for you.
- Can he rebound? - He's the next Olajuwon.
those stock tips l gave you?
There is the talent in this room to do just that.
- How was your day? - My day?
lt's for the ball club.
- Can he play for you? - Well. maybe.
Dig deep in your pockets. gentlemen.
Do you think my son could have your autograph?
No. goddamn it. We ain't doing that. We ain't opening that Pandora's box.
Well. because we're not.
When other teams used to come in and see these banners.
was Happy Kuykendall's classmate.
Did you see that? He went:
being tutored by your ex-wife.
Move the ball. Lay it out. lay it out.
every year. a couple of guys come in here
All right. try it the other way. Now spin to the middle.
Whereupon the headless Green Knight strolls casually among
This is a lecture. Mr. Bodeaux. not a discussion.
Piss it.
and if you score 700 or more. you can get into college.
Pick up the ball. Move out of there. Kevin.
We don't think too much of Southern Baptists around here.
Tony admitted it to me.
You're gonna drink like a fish. there's some cheap stuff in the kitchen.
- All right. Good. Rick. - Hey. that's great. Good.
The tempo is ours.
Coach. man. it's me. Tony. l didn't do something like that.
You know. someplace--
Jenny. Jenny.
You wanna take a plane ride to meet him?
But you did authorize the friends of the program to do what had to be done.
You guys think of something.
And as the razor-sharp blade of the sword of Sir Gawain
- Hey. coach. what's up. man? - All right.
A white farm boy with a basketball?
- Oh. come on. What do you say? - No. Come on. let's go.
All right. let's go.
- Way to go. coach. - Great game.
Mr. Bell. l don't know a great deal about basketball. but l do know this:
First Baptist. of course.
Qiana. l want you to guard this lamp right here.
Paid for them baby! I can smell it!
- You don't? - Too many bad shots.
Coach! Come on. baby. what's wrong? Coach.
What the hell happened to the Jones kid?
- Coach. l'm homesick. - You're homesick?
He's going left. he's going right.
Tony.
That's it. That's it. Neon. That's it.
There it is.
Lock the door before you leave.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- His father's not around. right? - No.
- Thirteen. - Thirteen boards? Well. there you are.
Get back in that gym. get your stuff.
Pass it. l'm open.
l promise you boys this. if you come to Western University
- This guy is phenomenal. - This is outrageous.
Suppose you wanna do a little one-on-one?
- No. - Let me tell you something.
Old Farmall. 44 years old this month.
Actually. l haven't given it much thought.
No. coach. l don't belong here. l mean. l've never ran the motion offense.
and it sure as hell ain't much about [foot]ball!
Get around on him. Ricky! Full speed!
l hear she wants money. She wants money just to talk.
There's no goddamn way l'm gonna feel better about it in the morning.
lt's a personal hell you're in for.
We expected the kids to come here out of tradition.
l gotta ask this question. or l wouldn't be doing my job.
Here we go. Get that ball.
What responsibilities are you talking about? l'm talking about my mom.
l mean. our whole offense is gonna be geared around the point guard.
Because you're impossible to live with.
And. you know. it wasn't good enough. Wasn't good enough for me.
You got a future in politics. asshole. Why don't you run for office.
But if l set this foot in here and l rotate. l'm here.
it wasn't an automobile, it was a fully loaded Lexus.
...and l get caught. l'll get kicked out of coaching.
- Yeah. what's up. bro? - Congratulations.
That's part of going to school.
Yeah. a Rhodes scholar who can dunk.
...without a hesitation. And l believed you.
That's the third fucking time you did that!
l want you to meet two big Dolphin fans.
Even though this kid is still a project with a lot of rough edges.
You've got great kids.
Nice form. Butch.
And if Butch chooses to become a Dolphin.
you know. even if you don't come to Western.
Take him this way so that this screen can come around and be set on him.
But l'll guarantee you boys one thing. Sure as hell. l'll guarantee you this:
- Yeah. - Girls. are you hungry?
No quick shots unless it's off the break. period.