Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you a better basketball player because of me?
Tell me about it.
and nobody knows what happened to his mother.
Loser! You lost three years in a row! Gave you everything you wanted!
You know. they asked for things. we gave it to them.
Tony was My guy ok
Move right to the basket.
l bought one of your boys. coach.
You know. l'll tell you something.
That leaves us with, l think, a little business that we need to discuss.
Wasn't good enough for you. Wasn't good enough for anybody!
All right.
l mean. Dr. George Howe. the head of our science department.
That's it.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Cover him.
l mean. for chrissake. he might've scored 40 or 50 points.
you represent are a bunch of obnoxious slobs.
"That's The worst case of ballhandling i've seen in the two years i've been here."
Hi. So. what did you do.
Well...Thank the good Lord Duke
Play this two-man game. Son. play the two-man game.
You lied to me Terry
l always have been. ever since we first met.
lf you made some arrangements that l don't know about.
Texas Western 74, Western University 59.
- They're fouling me every time! - l don't give a shit!
Come on. Right now. right now.
Well. a churchgoing type.
- l just wanted to say congratulations. - Thanks.
What has he got? He's got 27 points now?
- Neon. nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
That's why you're a good official.
Oh. l don't know. son. l don't think you're ever gonna make it.
He is incredible. He can rebound. huh?
He got 1250 on his SATs.
- All right. - He improved 440 points.
Don't you think we ought to talk about this in private?
- Get your finger out of my face. - l did not authorize a car for Ricky.
Wait a minute. look me straight in the eye.
Why don't you just go to the videotape, coach.
played in Europe. He grew eight inches in two years.
A millionaire?
Well. you'll get the opportunity to start. Butch.
Coffee?
Did you see the game?
Right. left. left. forward. Come on. boys. come on.
with Calbert Cheaney and Bob Hurley.
- Hey. bro. how you doing? - Fine.
Come on. come on. Slide. slide. Move your feet. move your feet. Let's go.
Hands. hands. hands. hands.
What in the hell is this? What. have you got blinders on tonight?
What was the spread?
First Baptist or Southern Baptist?
Pick him up. pick him up!
All right. Tony was my guy. All right? My guy.
- Coach Bell. - Mrs. McRae.
l know you're feeling abandoned. but l can't help you with anything anymore.
- Okay. good. - Sure.
it wasn't an automobile. l mean. it was a fully loaded Lexus.
Yeah. just one second. l got somebody over here l want you to meet. Come on.
A white blue chip athlete like me deserves something extra.
You're too good a basketball player to shoot that two-handed jump shot.
- Canada. - All right. l'll give you $50
it's your job to make him happy.
Are you implying that classes are rigged for athletes?
We did it. boy!
Move it. move it. move it!
- Sure. sure. What's your name? - Mark.
- Sure. - Okay. great.
- Deny him the ball. - So let's shut him down.
Hey. come on. play some defense.
So when they come up and set that back pick.
Pass the ball over here.
and tell me they're homesick. Now. everything is gonna be fine
lt's your career that's on the line. not mine.
Football team's been in the top ten consistently for the last 20 years.
Look. you got Tony admitted. and look how wonderful he's doing.
Our football team ranked in the top ten for the last eight years
- Why are you getting defensive? - No. l'm not defensive.
And then just get some back-picking going.
Let me tell you something. in case you don't know.
That's just for the damn gamblers. ain't it?
You got horses. What you need are thoroughbreds.
- Hi. coach. - Hey. how you doing?
- Whenever you got time. - Let's go.
All these banners were worth. what. eight points anyway.
Post him up. Richie. Post him up. baby. Post him up.
You know. you don't just watch the tube.
it becomes part of his body once again.
He ain't just big. Pete. he's quick. he's got big hands.
or you're flunking TV or whatever the hell it is.
He didn't want a-- He didn't ask for anything. but--
- That's certainly your privilege. - Got me listening to this crap.
you know. show them what l got out there.
Maybe l'd like to see Tony have a little help on the boards his senior year.
l joined the Army. and we invaded the Persian Gulf for a vacation.
l mean. it's really pathetic.
That's it. He messed up on his name.
They are not in great shape.
All right. there's a thing called Proposition 48.
Come on. guys. come on.
ls there someone you can call to see if l left school.
l mean. you haven't made a call all night.
Scottie. you step out.