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We're here because maybe l wanna go to college and maybe l don't.
Yeah. come on over here. l want you to guard this chair.
l'm here. l'm here. l'm on you. l'm on you. What you got now?
Can you imagine what Neon would've done
- l think we're in trouble. - Yeah.
Get that behind the ball. Get your other hand right along the side of it. right?
we're gonna win this game tonight.
And. Ricky. you can put it up from where you're at all night long.
He’s a Friend of the Program
- Set it up. Butch. - Let's go.
Let's start thinking about what we're gonna do out there.
Spain.
lt's gonna be awesome. baby. with a capital A.
l'd like to have it in cash.
l wanna win this ball game! Let's go!
Stop him.
Somebody here owes my ass $100.
and places it back upon his shoulders. where. magically.
My congratulations to Texas Western and their wonderful coaching staff.
To our coach!
l'm kind of scared to take the college courses.
A lot of coaches have been by here.
l might not get caught.
Don't put the game tapes in the VCR.
Neon. did you ever think about going to college?
Hey. Pete. step inside.
Now. goddamn it. we're not going out there to make a good show
Get the hell out of here. Ricky.
Yes!
- Give it a rest. - No. goddamn it!
But. you know. Ricky. let me tell you something.
And from New Orleans, at center,
- Now. get out of here. - Okay.
All right. Willy Hutchinson.
l think the thing that l really wanted to ask you is. will l start next year?
- L.A. is a long ways from here. - Yes. it is.
Shit. he was all-conference as a freshman.
l bought into it bigtime.
Actually. l thought the kids played their hearts out.
Okay. so we don't even want him to get the ball. right?
- What? Point spread? - What was the point spread?
Way to go. Western!
This is the number-one team in the nation.
to take a hike.
- Come on. coach. l would not-- - You tell me the truth!
the starting lineup for the Western University Dolphins:
You son of a bitches. you don't deserve a locker room.
l mean. that's what we've made this game.
And he's smart too. He's got his head screwed on straight.
You don't deserve a locker room. the way you're playing this year.
- What's up. coach? - Come on in.
l'm just trying to get you in college.
Now. relax. lt's all working.
Just how goddamn bad can it get?
We haven't been going out there.
l'll score 700 in my sleep. For $100. l'll score 800.
Well. l'm working on them.
and. you know. just toss it in one of those gym bags you got.
Took the SAT recently. scored 520 out of a possible 1600.
and curl around that screen.
l mean. now. don't get me wrong. we got a lot of girls at Western.
For chrissake. between you and Neon.
There goes Happy, heading for the cash machine!
Oh. just this once. Jenny. You know. l'll never ask you again. please?
God. Jenny. l'm sorry.
Listen to me.
What the hell happened? How did we sink so low so fast?
Well. he's having a little trouble. but that's a tough class.
number 50, standing 7-foot-4-inches tall,
when l was coaching Oklahoma. You guys won this by eight.
l love him. but if he flunks. he deserves it.
You know. sometimes the world
You start off insulting me with these third-grade geography questions.
Do you like it when l'm angry because it turns you on?
Mr. Bodeaux?
No. wait. Listen to me. Three years ago...
- l need to talk to you. - Okay. All right.
By yourself.
You know. you just gotta start thinking straight.
D- up. man. Play him up. Hands up. Hack.
We're going out there to beat
Somebody here owes my ass $100!
l would also like a house with a lawn.
Yeah!
The friends of the program are my friends. and they are friends for life.
Now. l didn't ask for nothing.
Son. look. Come here. listen.
That is happy enough, you got it?
Yeah. but you hate losing more.
- lt's all up to Neon and Butch. - What the hell are you doing here?
out to the top of the key and take a shot. Okay.
Nicaragua. El Salvador and Costa Rica. Where's my $50?
- No way. Ed. not Pete Bell. - Are you shitting me?
We're losers.
by learning how to bend and break the rules?
Move out on the ball!
- He's something. huh? - Yeah. he's the best we've had.
Move. George. move. Move. George.
He's already above the rim. he's stuffing it home.
All right. now. son. let me see you. Let me see you fake left. go right.
Let's give them all a big French Lick welcome.
That's a way. That's it. That's it.
I figure a white. blue-chip athlete like myself deserves something extra.
Maybe if just once...
Well. there are rules.
When we leave this locker room. we're not losers.
Doesn't make any mistakes.
- Watch this. - Yes!
There's a lot of people on the take. and l can't blame them.
- Explain that to me. - You've got your last warning.
Well. maybe it's time to let him go a little.
lt was a nuclear surfboard. remember?
Don't you know how bad l wanna see this team play?
Now look. now look. Up and under. George. Up and under.
lt's been washed. scrubbed. laundered within an inch of its life.
Listen. l'm gonna tell you something right now. Ricky is a farm kid.
That's Butch's mom in front of their new house in Chicago.
Basket by number 34, Dan Godfried.
Goddamn it. we're not moving the ball. Just standing around. for chrissake.
But we got it for him anyway.
between the Texas Western Cowboys and the Western University Dolphins.
Let's go to the four-man motion.
You boys. the only joy l have right now
Allan. you used up your question. That was stupid.