Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Me? - Yeah.
Okay. l'll make you a bet for real. l bet you $100
but not one of them can play basketball.
These violations are flagrant. but the paper trail is well covered up.
asking me what l needed.
When we were winning conference titles and going to the Final Four.
Now. we're gonna go nose-to-nose with them.
Come on, LouWill. Let’s go.
Coach. relax. will you?
- That's just-- - Don't you kiss me.
Ain't no problem. either. His name ain't Abdul Ahmad X or nothing like that.
l mean. screen him. Pin him hard. Pin him.
You know. 900 million Chinamen couldn't give a damn.
- Can we just have a drink? - No.
Tonight is the night we've been waiting for.
l got him. l got him. Yo. man. why don't y'all help out?
- You don't know shit. - l know everything.
The cleanest program in America. They all graduate.
And look at this weather. l mean. look at this. No more cold weather.
you know. Neon. he didn't want it. He didn't want the car.
You're standing over. and you know he didn't touch him!
You son of a bitch! I do not want you around my kids.
Nice move. We got it. Stay with it. Stay with it!
it scared them to death.
- Enjoy your dinner. - Thank you.
They are well-coached by Rick Pitino.
Hey. baby. this place is gonna rock 'n' roll.
Richard. you can get through life half-assed.
He got that ball on the way up. What the hell call is that. for chrissake?
Hey. that's great. coach. but l'm not 6'9''.
- Chicago? - Yeah. he's from St. Joseph's.
Basketball fever. Unbelievable. baby. Kicking off the new season.
get your shooting hand behind the ball.
Butch. dribble on over here. Mitch. come back.
Deny those leads!
that your inability to get the program back on track
- Look inside. - Patience. baby. Little patience.
You know. the rules. they don't make much sense. they're hypocritical.
Dear Lord. we thank you for the blessings you've given to us.
Well. goddamn it. Vic. lf l have to get on these kids
He has clearly lost the touch he once had.
All right.
Phil. get in for Dwayne.
Am l wrong? Was l wrong or what?
The Hoosiers are number one in the nation.
Well. everything is culturally biased in the end.
You know. the best coaching job l ever did.
There will be no smoking gun. because l am the smoking gun.
TV? How can you be flunking TV?
The '84 team. she got the whole front line into school.
Watch the clock. and we get down into the last ten or 12 seconds.
- Better get them rebounds. - Do it!
- Coach? - Yeah. Ed.
Jenny. this is special. This is unusual.
then l think you're gonna have to live up to those responsibilities. that's all.
The top two guys are the ones you want.
it wasn't an automobile, it was a fully loaded Lexus.
Move your feet. come on. come on. Move your feet. move your feet.
He can stick it from anywhere. but. l mean.
He brought up the alleged incident again.
There's not one of you. not one of you. that's learned how to win.
Look at him. what do you think? l've never seen anything like this guy.
and then Graham out here.
They gave it everything!
The alleged point-shaving incident? Think again. that thing happened.
Basket by number 50, Eric Riley.
Put them in some situations where they gotta switch.
Algiers?
And Ricky. Ricky Roe. We got him there.
Dwayne. pick up the ball!
Tell him to shut up. You're the coach.
Yo. Neon. Chill. baby.
Oh. yeah. he's gonna get himself a middle linebacker.
l cheated my profession.
Hear they're looking for wimps like you! Whiners!
You know. bags of cash. l don't know what we gave these kids.
And you're telling me nobody's ever heard of this guy?
Get out on the ball. Ricky. Close out quicker.
To the alumni, to the chancellor, to the athletic director Vic Roker,
Three.
Look. Butch. l'll tell you something. You can even take a shot fake here.
Get your hands off me! l can walk!
Good game. coach.
- Get back! Full speed! - Somebody gonna block out Rogers?
Oh. l'm not gonna let him flunk.
Oh. now you're a sociologist?
You know. when you go up for your jump shot.
Coach. l think you're gonna have to know something about this.
We could never prove anything against the football team.
The basketball-kicking incident. All right. next question.
l did what l could
And l called my shack Break my back
Let's get these guys. Goddamn it. let's get on the phones.
and our bodies to thy service. These things we ask in Christ's name.
Pentecostal? Hell. l grew up in the Pentecostal Church.
And we can send these ugly guys home.
- Hit the board. - Give it up. Give the ball up. big man.
That's what it's about. Ed.
Mrs. McRae. your children are well-mannered.
is an alumnus of Western U.
l just open my mouth. rumors start to fly. about you. for instance.
Go in. go in. You got it. Take the shot.
- l thought that's what l was doing. - No. no.
Let me show you.
- You think it's sexy? - l do.
l didn't think l'd ever be able to say them.