Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# My average was point double-0 eight #
Duff, please.
I'm going now, and I don't know when you'll see me again.
She's wonderful.
[ Laughing ] Ow!
What's wrong?
# But your queen won't cut you slack #
# I been slumpin' all season #
- [ Loud Saloon Banter] - Ooh, a redneck bar.
Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
Just so you know, while you and Lurleen were out judging that greased pig contest...
- I'll give you 50 bucks. - You son of a--
Just tell me when the scary part's over.
- [ Making Kissing Noises ] - Gross!
Don't lie to me.
Let's hear it.
Don't thank me.
- I don't know. - Come with me.
Stress is collecting in the trouble spots--
Really? I should warn you, I'm not great with figures.
Who's that guy? What did that guy say when I said, ''Who's that guy?''
I'm Lurleen Lumpkin.
Your boyhood dream was to eat the world's biggest hoagie.
[ Sniffing ]
And which way to the can?
[ Crowd Cheering ]