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Don't be a douche bag. Just do it.
but it's just a band-aid fix.
to keep the doors open.
I never had an unsatisfied customer.
How's this for... for casual?
Go play with them, son.
It's just you would have never known.
- How's your food? - It's good. How's yours?
I had a couple of needles laying around and my kit.
Except she referred to it as "the red shit."
Your penis, it does not respond.
Have a good day.
If your vagina is heavy machinery, then, yeah, I am.
Don't let him watch news or anything scary on TV.
I like your spirit.
Why would I?
But I'm the one Yvon's ghost cock is staring at.
Wait. We're going to leave an angry Russian with a hard-on
- Okay. Fish face. - Now what? Fish face?
♪ What is this feeling ♪
I think someone's in there.
Hope you learned your lesson.
Uh, can you give me a little time to go get the money?
that just because I'm the trans guy,
in the next few years.
I quit school. I need you to come down to the courthouse
That's a 30-minute bus ride.
He's gonna take you to school in the morning,
Most civil-service jobs require it.
- Okay, what's your first? - Smile.
Drive belt needs to be replaced.
What's that face for, huh?
is the other guy's cock,
Kev, you're next.
Hey, if you wanted to lick some more,
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
But God forbid you or your husband,
Just having a little trouble concentrating.
That dude covets my second wife,
In fact, they've spent thousands of dollars a year
An appliance guy. His number's on the board.
with me now so I can get married.
I'm back.
Maybe nuclear waste disposal.
Cool.
- Why not? - Just never really a question.
Mushroom burger's pretty good, huh?
and a credit card you haven't activated.
Give me a call when it's fixed,
All right.
Gym class too early?
Um, what's sex-positive, again?
Want to play another game so I can whup your ass again?
- Go! - No! No!
- You like it? - You had blue hair?
Smoke some weed first?
DCFS is coming to make sure Debbie can keep Franny.
Mission accomplished. Yvon is gone.
Hey.
She's the miserable cunt who took pictures of me
Where does the money go?
Cash, and I'll knock 100 bucks off.
- Are you serious? - That's the low end.
Well, what jobs can I get without it?
And when dinnertime comes,
I think you hit my G-spot.
Even after she lied about Yvon?