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Where does the money go?
Have a good day.
It's just you would have never known.
Uh, can you give me a little time to go get the money?
But God forbid you or your husband,
Even after she lied about Yvon?
- Okay. Fish face. - Now what? Fish face?
in the next few years.
Smoke some weed first?
that just because I'm the trans guy,
How's this for... for casual?
I quit school. I need you to come down to the courthouse
She's the miserable cunt who took pictures of me
and a credit card you haven't activated.
What's that face for, huh?
But I'm the one Yvon's ghost cock is staring at.
Cool.
- Okay, what's your first? - Smile.
- Are you serious? - That's the low end.
- Why not? - Just never really a question.
Maybe nuclear waste disposal.
And when dinnertime comes,
In fact, they've spent thousands of dollars a year
That dude covets my second wife,
He's gonna take you to school in the morning,
to keep the doors open.
Mushroom burger's pretty good, huh?
Don't let him watch news or anything scary on TV.
Kev, you're next.
Mission accomplished. Yvon is gone.
Want to play another game so I can whup your ass again?
Just having a little trouble concentrating.
is the other guy's cock,
I never had an unsatisfied customer.
Your penis, it does not respond.
Hey.
with me now so I can get married.
I like your spirit.
DCFS is coming to make sure Debbie can keep Franny.
Most civil-service jobs require it.
I think you hit my G-spot.
- Go! - No! No!
Um, what's sex-positive, again?
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
If your vagina is heavy machinery, then, yeah, I am.
Hope you learned your lesson.
Gym class too early?
Don't be a douche bag. Just do it.
Hey, if you wanted to lick some more,
- You like it? - You had blue hair?
I had a couple of needles laying around and my kit.
Wait. We're going to leave an angry Russian with a hard-on
Drive belt needs to be replaced.
Go play with them, son.
All right.
I'm back.
An appliance guy. His number's on the board.
Give me a call when it's fixed,
Except she referred to it as "the red shit."
Well, what jobs can I get without it?
That's a 30-minute bus ride.
Why would I?
- How's your food? - It's good. How's yours?
but it's just a band-aid fix.
♪ What is this feeling ♪
Cash, and I'll knock 100 bucks off.
I think someone's in there.