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get in cs right now or im gonna lose it
A little close to my wedding there tuna What’s your end game
No, don't. I'm mad at them.
Sounds good. Good.
Well, from what I can gather, it seems like a gray area.
and the kids used to stuff egg salad in my locker.
I just don't want my employees thinking that their jobs depend on performance.
MEREDITH, "THE MERENATOR" SLEEPING WITH SUPPLIERS.
Well, for the past six years I have been sleeping with him
I mean, not only is that a conflict of interest,
from doing your job or can spread to your co-workers.
ETHICAL!
Yeah. It's kind of business romantic. So you're from Des Moines.
No, that's not how it works.
I thought extra firm sounded firmer than super firm
Sometimes I download pirated music onto my work computer.
No, I'd like to hear more about that.
I think it's the most contemplative of seasons
She's not a virgin, you know.
PAM: (ON PHONE) Well, I should go.
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It's part of the ethics thing. That isn't ethics.
(SOFTLY) I just didn't, you know, want to deal.
(WHISPERS) Yeah.
Where's my dinner? Still downloading.
Wow!
It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian... Who needs to return the ring to mordor.
Turns out he's clean, but I'm glad I did it.
Classic. Classic meeting
If I want to go outside and hang out once an hour, then I'll just take up smoking.
Then I'll just take up smoking I'll do it. I don't care.
Kendall, I understand that the discount is good for the company,
if you're not in that zoom link in 2 minutes...
You Get Me.
How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, "I told you so."
And on the flip side,
Mmm. That sounds so warm.
Look, to be honest, the company's getting a discount at a tough time in our balance sheet and I don't know that the right thing to do for the company is to stick our noses up to that
You've been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter male.
Who hasn't? Good. Good. What else?
Something like that.
I am going to kill you.