Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MICHAEL: Anybody?
I would not steal the bread. And I would not let my family go hungry.
GET IN CS RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA LOSE IT
I got a gift for Pam and Roy. Do I have to get another one?
It's Mike-raculous. (LAUGHS) Reaching. You'll get there.
We need to finish the ethics seminar.
You get me..
It’s exhausting being this vigilant
You are the thief of joy
get in cs right now or im gonna lose it
A little close to my wedding Tuna What’s your end game
It's not a family It's a workplace
Josh to Job
(WHOOPS) All right!
good looking, intelligent, funny, attractive people can't,
I will be honest with you. That car ride did not go well.
without her even knowing.
and we have a very strict ethics policy and that employee has been fired.
Yeah, I was just hoping middle school was over.
Down where you... Where you put... Where you put the...
Candy Theif! Candy Theif! Fire Him!
I mean, I like all the crazy monsters and stuff, you know,
Am I in trouble here or something?
A little close to my wedding there Tuna What’s your end game?
At 1:32, he peed.
How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, "I told you so"?
I viewed Cookie Monster Sings Chocolate Rain about 1,000 times.
IR thief. IR thief! Disqualify him
Ethics is a real discussion of competing conceptions of the good.
Gently, with a rose?
Probably the funny way.
Do I regret what I did? Of course I do.
To get married. She's not a virgin, you know.