Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well... How about that one right there?
He's probably drunk right now.
- Let me check. - No.
Oh, man! You can't do that!
Just to prove to you I don't have anything, ladies,
You know what a woman likes?
I won every single one!
Yeah. Come on!
Hi-ya!
Oh, my goodness!
What do you think?
You are not over that weight limit. Do you understand?
Earplugs, Billy.
Mom's got to go away for a little bit, and so...
You got time for an old man like me, maybe?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Why'd you tell me to get in there?
Hello, lady.
so he can be with his dad for a while. Okay?
- Angel. - Yes.
Lisa! Lisa, come look at this.
Get out of here, asshole.
I'll tell you that.
Follow my lead.
Yeah, Grandpa's got a taste for that, too.
Leave us alone! Leave us alone!
You want some ice?
I've probably been in a thousand pageants.
Here we go. You're, uh, so kind.
Stop it.
'Cause that's not the plan.
- Do not! - You opened the ham
Oh, Lordy! Lordy!
Thanks a lot.
Good job, buddy.
so I can be close to my mommy.
Oh, my!
You know, I...
Richard Boulevard.
There's the old prick right now.
- Jiggle my shoulders! - I tried to do it!
then I'll just bring him to you in North Carolina.
Well, what kind of attitude is that?
Jesus!
Yeah, sure.
- He's getting 600 bucks? - A month.
You need some help?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You babysit big boys?
Just wrap her up.
And for those of you who don't know what callipygian means,
Sorry about the bikes!
All right.
Mr. Zisman?
You take it and you stick it right in their thigh.
Yeah.
- Oh, thank you. - Yeah, nice.
Is that a no?
Sir?
Is it one of those ones that adjusts?
but I could probably get it going.
- Do what? - This!
Just had a couple too many.
- No. - He didn't?
That's good.
- Wow! - Goodbye.
Let's go win us some money.
Just help me get him out of the box. I'll take him.
See you, Billy.
How long does it take to do alterations?
She told me I could have it.
You think she died of a broken heart?
That's all we are.
Hurt you? I'm 86 years old.
I turned around and I said,
He's nearly impossible to communicate with.
Are you kidding me?
What? No, he don't.
All right!
I forfeit.
You know, you can't really, uh...
Yes, but look!
♪ My Bonnie lies over the sea
No, don't touch him. You are his...
Why don't you beat it?
How much is this?
Oh, God, that's...
Whoa, stop!
You're asking a lot of questions for a stripper.
I don't give a shit.
He told me to push the button.
We can blow this garmooshky and go chase around a little.
Have you kissed a girl yet?
How much butter you gonna put on that?
squeeze lime juice on your schmeckle
Yes.
Let's give her a hand!
But I'm hungry!
Here you go, James.
- That boy ain't no 600 dollars. - I forfeit.
Those are for you. They're specially scented.
So, how do you think the competition's going so far?
It'll get there overnight.
that's for damn sure.
Ladies and gentlemen, contestant number 10,
You can be stronger than that.
A beautiful young lady like yourself,
Would you like to see a magic trick?
Contestant number one, please come to the stage.
So we shook it.
Get the hats! Get the hats!
Hi, Chuck. I'm a local counselor,
Are you all right?
"Did he say what I thought he just said?"
Thank you.
Okay, I'm gonna fucking...
♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean
Unplug it!
Do you guys serve beers?
- Oh, God. - Ew, Grandpa,
That damn dauber's not... Oh.
but I can still chop the suey, that's for sure.
You already hit the penguin.
Come back here!
He took this.