Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're asking a lot of questions for a stripper.
That's all we are.
- Jiggle my shoulders! - I tried to do it!
- Let me check. - No.
So, how do you think the competition's going so far?
that's for damn sure.
And for those of you who don't know what callipygian means,
Get out of here, asshole.
Would you like to see a magic trick?
"Did he say what I thought he just said?"
Follow my lead.
- Oh, God. - Ew, Grandpa,
- That boy ain't no 600 dollars. - I forfeit.
Are you all right?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
so I can be close to my mommy.
squeeze lime juice on your schmeckle
- Do not! - You opened the ham
All right!
You already hit the penguin.
'Cause that's not the plan.
so he can be with his dad for a while. Okay?
All right.
You can be stronger than that.
You got time for an old man like me, maybe?
♪ My Bonnie lies over the sea
She told me I could have it.
Sir?
Oh, man! You can't do that!
Hurt you? I'm 86 years old.
You know, I...
Thank you.
Yes.
He's probably drunk right now.
Come back here!
Oh, Lordy! Lordy!
Leave us alone! Leave us alone!
Earplugs, Billy.
What do you think?
- Oh, thank you. - Yeah, nice.
Why'd you tell me to get in there?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Is that a no?
Thanks a lot.
Richard Boulevard.
but I could probably get it going.
What? No, he don't.
Oh, my!
Let's go win us some money.
Sorry about the bikes!
He took this.
Yeah.
He told me to push the button.
Just wrap her up.
Ladies and gentlemen, contestant number 10,
You need some help?
You are not over that weight limit. Do you understand?
- Angel. - Yes.
♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean
How much is this?
Just help me get him out of the box. I'll take him.
Let's give her a hand!
That's good.
Mom's got to go away for a little bit, and so...
But I'm hungry!
No, don't touch him. You are his...
I'll tell you that.
A beautiful young lady like yourself,
- No. - He didn't?
Jesus!
- Do what? - This!
Okay, I'm gonna fucking...
I've probably been in a thousand pageants.
I don't give a shit.
Unplug it!
There's the old prick right now.
Hello, lady.
Here you go, James.
He's nearly impossible to communicate with.
then I'll just bring him to you in North Carolina.
You think she died of a broken heart?
We can blow this garmooshky and go chase around a little.
Yeah, Grandpa's got a taste for that, too.
How long does it take to do alterations?
It'll get there overnight.
Good job, buddy.
Just to prove to you I don't have anything, ladies,
I forfeit.
I won every single one!
You know, you can't really, uh...
Just had a couple too many.
Why don't you beat it?
Get the hats! Get the hats!
Do you guys serve beers?
Oh, God, that's...
I turned around and I said,
Well... How about that one right there?
Here we go. You're, uh, so kind.
Well, what kind of attitude is that?
Hi-ya!
You take it and you stick it right in their thigh.
That damn dauber's not... Oh.
Those are for you. They're specially scented.
Is it one of those ones that adjusts?
Mr. Zisman?
but I can still chop the suey, that's for sure.
Oh, my goodness!
Contestant number one, please come to the stage.
You know what a woman likes?
See you, Billy.
Lisa! Lisa, come look at this.
How much butter you gonna put on that?
- He's getting 600 bucks? - A month.
You want some ice?
Yes, but look!
So we shook it.
Hi, Chuck. I'm a local counselor,
Have you kissed a girl yet?
You babysit big boys?
Are you kidding me?
- Wow! - Goodbye.
Yeah. Come on!
Stop it.
Yeah, sure.
Whoa, stop!